DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. JUST BECAUSE I SHARE THIS INFO DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO CYBER OR FLIRT WITH YOU. I AM JUST INDULGING MY VOYEURISM KINK RIGHT NOW.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I don't know any of them enough to tell, yet.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, afternoon, or early night. I get bitchy past 11pm.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
When laying in it, I'm on the left.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes. Did you know masturbating often makes it more likely that you will orgasm during intercourse? (Ladies).

5. How often? Lately?
Usually once a day. Lately once a week. That shit happens when I get my seasonal depression.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but I did consider being a stripper when I was younger. I'm too old, now.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths, but I never have a good bath to take one in.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Usually once a week.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Watch it, read comics, draw it. Sometimes I watch or read it with my fiance, but that's rare.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both? It depends on which I feel like being at the time.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I do x) But mostly as like best friend love. My fiance is not on FA.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, I don't. There's a lot of them.

13. Would you choose love or money?
I would choose love first. But I've chosen love 3 times in my life, and twice they've ended badly. So I told the world that if this relationship I'm in ends badly, I'm marrying for money next time. But I doubt it will end badly, he's my best friend.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Incest role play, scary monster role play, rough sex.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah, once. I retaliated pretty quickly and shut the whole thing down.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I wouldn't call anywhere I've had sex, "romantic."

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In an alley in the city. Or behind a shed at my high school's football field. Both were with my first partner, we had a thing about doing it outside. And we're pretty lucky we got away with it, since we were minors. Could have really gotten in trouble.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh god yes, worst experience of my life. My little sis (only by two years), decided it was a good idea to open the bedroom door and stare at my first partner and myself doing it. Then she was all traumatized and told my mom, and my cousin lectured me about it, and it was just bad. I feel bad for exposing her to that, but part of me wants to yell, "WHY OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR?"

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet, but one day.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. I've always been with a partner or had a line of guys willing, so I didn't have to look. I don't mean to sound vain, that's just the truth of it.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I've had plenty of people try to, but no.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I had a female friend kiss my cheek when we were teens, trying to tell me she was inhabited by an evil spirit that stole part of my soul with a kiss. I also grabbed a girl's ass while she was making out with my fiance (we're semi-open). But no, I haven't done anything more than that. It's hard to find women who are willing to have threesomes with a man and woman in a committed relationship.

24. What's your sexuality?
I'd say I'm probably a 2 or 3 on the kinsey scale. I lean towards men, but there are definitely some ladies I'd like to romp with.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nah, I'm usually too interested in the movie.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does the shower count?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never in a work place. I work from home often, though, and I've had plenty here.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Lol "adult." Do we mean like sexual toys, outfits, etc.? If so, yes. I've never been in an adult porn store though.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
My dildo scares my fiance. He says it looks like a giant pink alien.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I don't have much money so I have one vibrating dildo thing, which I treated myself to when I was in a long distance relationship with my now fiance.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My ex MIGHT still have some video or pictures. I hope not, they'll probably be all over the internet if he does. And my fiance has some.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
One time I almost did. But I made sure, "Jason," came out as, "Jesus," instead.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I tried it once it's not my thing.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I've tried it a few times, it's not my thing.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Intercourse means intercourse. Do I think oral sex constitutes sexual activities comparable to intercourse? Yes. Am I going to flip shit if my fiance gets a blow job from another girl? Probably not, as long as he was safe and told me he was wanting to get sexual with somebody else.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
That position like doggy style, but you're both laying down on one side and spooning. It can be difficult to maneuver, but I like being held.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Telling sexual fantasy stories to my partner in the middle of intercourse.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes. I should upload that picture (I painted a picture of it).

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Brave people. Or people with no shame.