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Sex Meme...cuz...I dunno, cuz. NSFW and TMI ahead
12 years ago
General
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
sure, but I doubt it'd ever happen, lol
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
yes. please. Morning sex is rather awesome, actually.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
dead center. I'm a big guy (I actually look pretty much like Papi), so I needs my space. Feel free to cuddle up, though ;3
4. Do you masturbate?
Indeed.
5. How often? Lately?
depends on how I'm feeling that week, but typically at least once/week. Otherwise I get physically uncomfortable. Lately? *thinks* ...yesterday, so yeah.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lol nope. I don't look THAT much like Papi, LMAO
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, most definitely.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
why yes, yes I have.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Not terribly often, but yes...however, I do it alone.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
eh, depends on how I'm feelin that night, but I'm definitely more aggressive myself, so I tend to prefer a passive partner.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
not in the romantic sense, but I love all you people cuz you're all awesome. ^_^
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HA, no
13. Would you choose love or money?
Between the two, right now? Money. Love can wait a little bit, I gotta get moved out already, lol
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
light bondage, biting, and corsets. good LORD, corsets.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
nah
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
top of a sledding hill at my old summer camp job, with thousands of stars overhead
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
...ummm...a gf's parent's place? I dunno, nothing too weird in that list, heh
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not too my knowledge, but I'm pretty sure a handful of tenants in my ex's building know my first name XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope, the notion doesn't interest me that much.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
JUST to get sex? nah. That's...I dunno, just...nyeh.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope!
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
kinda? Not like I left and smashed, but I did walk out of a bar arm-in-arm with two young women, so...yeah, that was a thing?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Not in the context of this meme at all, lol
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
same bathroom as the shower sex, so technically yes, heh
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
When I was living in PA, so yep...I wasn't on the clock, though, so at least there's that XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Indeed I have.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
*nods* novelty condoms for a larf, among some other stuff
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own one, yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
like I said, one, and it's a very small massager. I'll leave it at that, heh
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Aside from my ex, I sure as hell hope not! XD
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
nope, thank goodness.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
yeah...it was really awkward one time, and VERY awesome with a completely different person a different time...well, number of times...heh, memories.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
oh goodness yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
yeah, once a hole's penetrated, you're pretty much in the middle of things.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy, as long as she can handle it. I tend to get a little over-excited at times and...well, I've left at least one young woman hobbling away from the bed ^///^;;;
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral sex, both giving and receiving. Like, to a fault. I can eat for HOURS.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
only online, LMAO
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
People who are comfortable with their sexuality, really. S'no big thing *shrug*
sure, but I doubt it'd ever happen, lol
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
yes. please. Morning sex is rather awesome, actually.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
dead center. I'm a big guy (I actually look pretty much like Papi), so I needs my space. Feel free to cuddle up, though ;3
4. Do you masturbate?
Indeed.
5. How often? Lately?
depends on how I'm feeling that week, but typically at least once/week. Otherwise I get physically uncomfortable. Lately? *thinks* ...yesterday, so yeah.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
lol nope. I don't look THAT much like Papi, LMAO
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, most definitely.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
why yes, yes I have.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Not terribly often, but yes...however, I do it alone.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
eh, depends on how I'm feelin that night, but I'm definitely more aggressive myself, so I tend to prefer a passive partner.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
not in the romantic sense, but I love all you people cuz you're all awesome. ^_^
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HA, no
13. Would you choose love or money?
Between the two, right now? Money. Love can wait a little bit, I gotta get moved out already, lol
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
light bondage, biting, and corsets. good LORD, corsets.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
nah
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
top of a sledding hill at my old summer camp job, with thousands of stars overhead
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
...ummm...a gf's parent's place? I dunno, nothing too weird in that list, heh
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not too my knowledge, but I'm pretty sure a handful of tenants in my ex's building know my first name XD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope, the notion doesn't interest me that much.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
JUST to get sex? nah. That's...I dunno, just...nyeh.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope!
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
kinda? Not like I left and smashed, but I did walk out of a bar arm-in-arm with two young women, so...yeah, that was a thing?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Not in the context of this meme at all, lol
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
same bathroom as the shower sex, so technically yes, heh
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
When I was living in PA, so yep...I wasn't on the clock, though, so at least there's that XD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Indeed I have.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
*nods* novelty condoms for a larf, among some other stuff
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own one, yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
like I said, one, and it's a very small massager. I'll leave it at that, heh
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Aside from my ex, I sure as hell hope not! XD
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
nope, thank goodness.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
yeah...it was really awkward one time, and VERY awesome with a completely different person a different time...well, number of times...heh, memories.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
oh goodness yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
yeah, once a hole's penetrated, you're pretty much in the middle of things.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy, as long as she can handle it. I tend to get a little over-excited at times and...well, I've left at least one young woman hobbling away from the bed ^///^;;;
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral sex, both giving and receiving. Like, to a fault. I can eat for HOURS.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
only online, LMAO
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
People who are comfortable with their sexuality, really. S'no big thing *shrug*
also, imma steal this meme from you :P