1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ayup. Have to be female though

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
What is this sex you speak of. :P

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All sides.

4. Do you masturbate?
What if i do?

5. How often? Lately?
Once before bed, and two weeks ago

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You want a black eye or a broken face, take yur pick.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Again what is this sex thing you speak of.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Watch it yes,with others no everybody to far away.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Is that a trick question...

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
More than you can possibly imagine...

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I knkw quite a few, but not all of them

13. Would you choose love or money?
Right now finances are at an all time low for me, but if i really had to pick.....love because thats all id ever want but cant seem to hold onto...

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Dont know if i have any.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Do you have wax in yur ears?

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Let me get the hose so i can flush all that crap out of your ears.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
What part of Big Blue Virgin do you not get?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, to filthy and i can go someplace better to spend my time.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Old friends tried to get me laid at a local bar,but i just drank my beer then went home, nuff said.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Does being picked up off the floor after getting so drunk count?

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, not into guys and I never will be.

24. What's your sexuality?
Unless your a female you better be ready to lose some teeth.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, again you ask the sex question?

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Gross, fuck no

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Quite a few times.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Some dvds of favorite porn stars, is that so wrong?

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Uuuuuuuuhh no, why would i need sex toys?

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Read last answer.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Only one person has ever had that privilege.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Your really starting to annoy me with that same question....

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Once, but i wasnt really good at it...

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Who hasnt nowadays

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Depends on your meaning of intercourse.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Dont have one

38. What's your favorite sex act?
When i find someone who accepts me for who i am and not what i look like then
I will get back to you on that one.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Never, not interested in multiple sex partners, i prefer a one on one encounter so
I can show how passionate i can be without people telling me how to do things.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Anybody who reads this,we shall see