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1. Pick a character that you would like to interview.
Unlike the two I stole this from, I'm actually not going with my main character. I chose Bane.
Bane: Whoop-dee-doo...he says sarcastically. I'm getting paid for this right?

2. Okay, now...tell me about yourself.
Bane: I'm a husband, father, brother, step-father, tattoo artist, piercings specialist, surprisingly nice given my appearance, and very protective of my family...oh and I'm also a high school principal surprisingly.

3. Who do you love the most? And why?
Bane: Uh...My wife, Zuki, sons Joey Blake and Alex, step-daughters Cathy and Sally, sort-of-adopted son Robert, and future son and daughter-in-laws Mikura and Arrow.

4. What characters are you inspired by?
Bane: ....Seventy-two?

5. What powers do you possess?
Bane: Well I'm a little over half demon, I'm a shape-shifter, and when I'm a wolf I have three tails that can serve as extra arms....and Blake says I'm probably part incubus given how every woman I meet falls in love with me.

6. Say you had a voice actor or a voice actress who wants to play your voice. Who would it be?
Bane: Um...I have no idea...The guy that did the voice of Lucario in Super Smash Bros I guess.

7. Did you have a childhood? If so, can you tell me?
Bane: Well I sort of did, but I was constantly picked on by my older brother. Though that's fairly normal...But I did pick up the habit of tattooing my friends with Sharpies when we were in Junior High...It was before we had cell phones to distract ourselves with...don't judge.

8. What color scheme are you?
Bane: I have black and crimson hair, that's actually all natural not dyed like most think. I have red black and white fur when I'm a wolf, and tan skin when I'm a human. Oh and there's small bits of pink on my face and arm cause of my scars.

9. What would happen to you in the future?
Bane: Well I hope to continue running my tattoo and piercings studio. Oh and continue being the principal of the high school, but if not no big deal, Joey probably took over it by then.

10. For the female characters: How big are your boobs?/For the male characters: How big is your dick?
Bane: Proud to say it's 8 inches, and it's all natural.

11. Do you have an alternate universe counterpart? If so, can you tell me?
Bane: As far as I know...Nope.

12. What species are you, really?
Bane: Didn't we already cover this? I'm a wolf-human shape-shifter demon guy.

13. What kind of franchise-style are you mostly based off on?
Bane: I wear band shirts, so I guess those count.

14. Who is your true enemy?
Bane: My wife's ex-husband Ed and my childhood nemesis Richard...fitting how his son and my son are enemies as well.

15. What family time do you like to do (depends on if you're married or not)?
Bane: Well normally just the usual father-son time, and time with my wife.

16. What kind of language can you speak?
English, Japanese, and Profanity...what? That's not a language?

17. Do you have any friends?
Bane: Eh, not really actually. Since I don't get affected by alcohol no one thinks it's fun to go out drinking with me anymore. Doesn't bother me any though.

18. Is there something you always wanted to do?
Bane: Learn how to cook a bit more than just what you can fix on a grill...well mostly just pasta. Pasta makes me a happy demon-wolf.

19. Time to close out. What do you have to say?
Bane: Thanks for listening, please leave your wallets and alcohol at the door, I will mail them back to you tomorrow once I've checked them for um...counterfeit money and no carbonation respectively.

20. Now that your character has told you about himself/herself, tag at least five people who are your friends.
Do I have to? Cause I don't know anyone to tag. People can just do this if they want to.