(sorry couldn't resist)

Who's a good boy?

ME! I'M A GOOD BOY
RUB MY TUMMY NAO

hehe of course *rubs your belly*

and another question, you doing any commissions?

Hmm, i'm sure I can open some up...

that's good

What's your favorite dog breed?

Isn't it obvious? D:

On top of that, I like corgi's, whippets, pugs, russian wolfhounds, and rottweilers too.

If you farted in a crowded room, would you blame the person beside you?

I would blame it on the dog.




... wait, i'm a dog.

But on a serious note, I actually probably would o.o I'm self conscious!

Do you RP?
Favorite kind of cookie?

Yes, I RP, but I don't just RP for the sake of RPing. I kinda like to build up a friendship with someone instead of going 'do you like to RP? HEY LET'S RP THEN *rp rp rp rp*'

Peanut butter cookie!

How does somebody make friends with you? You seem like a cool guy conversationally and it would be nice to have conversations with somebody like you.
What is your opinion with milk and other foods? Do you believe that cereal requires milk, that peanut butter needs milk, oreos, chocolate, etc. etc.

By being friendly, being natural, not trying too hard.

I like milk~ Milk is delicious~ Cereal doesn't really require milk however, since you can eat it as a snack! Peanut butter only needs milk if you eat too much of it at once D: Which happens a lot to me :c. As for other foods, I don't need milk to eat them.

Do you like the idea of gaining/encouraging in a RL relationship?

Hm, in a fantasy sense, the idea really REALLY appeals to me. Everyone knows I love fatties and the growing of said fatties.

Realistically, I am quite overweight IRL's, about 420 lbs actually. Sure I know it's 'hot' and I do somewhat enjoy the attention it gets me from certain people, but honestly i'm not enjoying what it's doing to me. My knee's hurt, I can't walk for certain distances like at supermarkets, simple tasks become more difficult like bending over to to put on my shoes and socks, purchasing clothes that are pretty expensive since plus-sized clothing really runs high, I love rollercoasters but I can't fit into the seats of most of them... and lots of other things like that.

I have already been taking steps to lose that weight, even walking around and exercise a lot more, in hopes of strengthening my legs and back because although there are some pro's, the cons are just too much for me. If someone else is okay with living with the pro's AND cons of gaining weight and being big, then all the more power to them.
I thought I enjoyed it, but now that i'm here, it's not something that's that enjoyable, because it limits what i love doing, which is being active, going out with friends, et cetera.

There's also the part of your partner. IF you're going to gain weight and become excessively massive, you really, really, REALLY have to find someone that you know is going to stick with you and take care of you. There's a lot of things you can't do for yourself, lots of personal things that your partner may not be mentally prepared to do for you. I've heard of so many horror stories about feeders that take on a gainer and help them get to huge sizes and don't want any of the responsibilities of taking care of a large person and then leave them for someone else and then repeat the process over again.

So... in a sense, yes AND no to that question. in a fantasy setting, yes I like the idea, but realistically it's a rocky road with lots of drawbacks and potentially dangerous situations.

Sorry, if I got too real. o.o

This is probably one of the best comments about gaining/encouraging. Ever. Not only in terms of pure information, but personal experience and just "real"ness, something there simply isn't enough of when it comes to these sorts of things. Thank you for posting this.

It's TMI, don't apologize!

Thanks for the information though, very insightful and stuff worth taking into consideration.

(also, are the sketch commissions a no -go at this point? Realized I forgot to ask)

Ah, right, your commission... fuck, i'm sorry >< With the move back home, I Completely forgot about it. I'll get on it~

Oh, I wasn't mentioning it to prod you about it, was just curious. No rush!

A floating pizza lands on your table, what do you do next? O:

I contemplate this floating pizza. What is it's purpose? Why is it here on my table, and why is it floating? What's causing it to float so steadily, and enticingly? Why just a pizza? Why isn't it some other food item, like a hamburger or a banana?

Then I would shrug and eat it. It's pizza. It ain't gonna eat itself.

Lol XD

Yup, best to eat the pizza before it goes cold.

What's your favorite color.

Yellow! \o/
Then blue
then white.

If you couldn't be a canine, what species would you be?

Hm, if not a canine, then probably the closest thing i'd pick would be a lupine... or hyena.

And if not that, then perhaps a raccoon or ferret 'w'

Hyena, raccoon, or ferret sound cool. Lupines are, technically, canines. In fact dogs are canis lupis familiaris while wolves are canis lupis.

I'm surprised you didn't say bear or some other big, heavy animal.

Well, a labrador retriever (even though it's a big dog) isn't the biggest or heaviest of the dog breeds!
I dunno, I like bears, but I don't really have a connection with them like I do with dogs.

I tell ya what, I definitely wouldn't be a feline or a bird, cause I pretty much don't appreciate either of them irl's. I've met some nice cats, but i've met a lot of mean, bi-polar kitties that are nice to you one minute, but then turn around and scratch you, bite you, hiss, walk away and ignore you etc... Same is true with birds. They're so finicky. They like you one minute then are trying to peck your eyes out or bite your fingers off the next.

It's cool. Some folks have more than one furry connection, others don't. I was just curious.

You're a very cute labby *skritches between your ears and rubs your belly*

Sex?

Male!

me too. :D should we check each other to be sure?

Hm, maybe we should. I can't see over my gut :c

Tennis Balls or Sticks to play fetch?

Tennis balls. They're yellow

Are canines (teeth) cool-looking in your opinion?

I never really thought about teeth as being cool.... I guess they're alright?

WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE HER?!

*cries*

Frankly, my dear, she bakes cookies.
Peanut butter cookies.

Can you top that?

Time for the list:
Soda of choice?
Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
Garfield of Heathcliff?
Boxers or Briefs?
Frankenstein, Dracular or The Wolfman?
Pasta or Noodles?
Fowl; Land or water?
Turducken?

Yes or No: Peanut Butter Cookies with a Jelly spread on top?


And the biggest inquery of all!
Pie, Cake or Cookie?

Ginger Ale
Vanilla
Garfield
Boxerbriefs
The Wolfman
Pasta
Land
Yes please
No
Why can't we have a PieCakeCookie?

as far as the piecakecookie.
The answer is simple.
Options!

I have yet to find a good meat cake or cookie.

Pies can do many irrational things like meat and fruit!
Cakes tend to lie about everything. especially the calorie content.
and Cookies well. you can't just stop at one... and then there's the whole chain of events with cookies.

Favorite Spicy food?

General Tso's chicken!
I know a lot of chinese buffet's tend to make it more sweet than spicy, but it's supposed to be sweet AND spicy.... and when they actually decide to make it spicy, man oh man, is it my favorite <3

I know what you mean. I like it when it's combined with a shrimp vegetable medley--it's called Dragon and Phoenix