That the idea of combining a babysitter with a male dancer is REALLY freaking kinky and hot?

Picture it like a male stripper who caters to ABDL clients. He's got his own personal room, stocked with plenty of appropriate furnature (crib, changing table, highchair, etc.) all scaled up for larger "cubs". He'd be dressed nicely as you come in, but once you cross the threshold, the door shuts behind you and the lights dim a bit... perhaps a nursery tune starts playing as he comes out scolds you for being late, even if you're on time.

Soon enough you find yourself on the changing table as he starts to undress a bit, unbuttoning his shirt and taking off his pants, letting you see his snug, bulging undies (likely a thong, speedo, or jockstrap). He bends down, his back to you, showing off his backside before turning and seductively walking towards you, letting you see his package before he pushes you down onto the changing table and pulls a strap over your midsection... after all, he can't have a squirmy little cub, now, can he?

Lap sitting, knee bounces, feedings... all this and more. Obviously for those of you who are more sexually inclined, this can lead to much more intimate funtimes.

I really dunno what made me decide to post this, honestly. It's not the kind of thing I usually make journals about. Does this bother anyone? Does anyone approve, and would like to see more? Let me know!