am i gay?

you're a sometimes gay.
Just like how cookies are a sometimes food.

What the truck did they do to the cookie monster? srsly man.

Yeah seriously, I told this girl that he eats carrots now (she was in iraq and she loves cookie monster) and she didnt believe me.

She comes back and she's heartbroken :<

So when im sometimes gay is it hot? :D

dude I didnt believe it when I heard it either. Then it was on the news and I was so angry.

Very hot by the way darling

Awesome <3

I do hope Simon likes me :<

does he?

OH

And uh

If I ever forgot to play bass, would you reteach me? :3

definitely man, but dont ever stop playing bass. Bass is the best.

I heard a rumour that Simon fancies you quite a bit but he's a little shy.

awww cute, well he's awesomely hot :3

Yeah im trying not to let go, i havent touched a bass guit in a minute.

I has a surprise coming for you in a week :D

Haha well, I guess thats an advantage of having so much time off with nothing to do other than gargle salt and feel shit. Get some songs and try playing along, and then once you can do that, start improvising your own basslines.

A surpriiise? 8D awesome !!!

Yeahhh, im starting to feel hella better.

Yes a surprise :B

Well.. first I have to see if mailing shit works over there then we'll see haha.

Tell simon i said sup :3

penis size?

well baby if you keep talking like that you might get my numbers up higher if you know what I mean.

a/s/l?

13/m/el paso

be there in 20 8D

45/herm/behind u lol

bout time, where you been >:I

under your bed waiting for you to get naked. Duh.

Most obnoxious single act a person can do?

oh thats a good question.

disrespecting your parents, teachers and elders is really offensive to me. I don't know, I cant really think of a specific example. Ill get back to you. What about you, Sunshine?

Haha, that's actually a good point. I remember in high school people would just blatantly lie to teachers and then get all indignant when they were questioned and go batshit when they got detentions or in-school suspensions. I guess that's what you get when you go to a small prep school filled with super rich kids whose parents own half the city. "Why are you playing videogames on the library computer?" *minimizes window* "I'm not." "I just saw it." "No you didn't. What are you talking about?", etc.

Another big thing would be lip-smacking, or general lip/mouth noises. Someone in a music composition class of mine once made a song entirely consisting of mouth noises . . . it was like 4 minutes long and possibly the most uncomfortable 4 minutes of my life. After it was done, this one guy was like, "Well, that was really well done and masterfully mixed. I was really on-edge through the whole thing, which speaks to how effective it was. Those are the kind of sounds that just make you want to punch a baby, you know?"

Haha, Dane Cook XD

Yeah I go to a private school myself. It's not about finding loopholes in the rules or even getting a little fresh with your teachers.. it's more the thing of like.. Being so rude and disruptive during their classes that it shows on them. I take pity on them man, I mean, imagine trying to control a room full of 20 teenagers trying to speak over eachother whilst calling you a dickhead behind your back, and not very inconspicuously. It'd hurt your feelings. So yeah. I guess what I'm really against is bullying haha.

My grandma used to make this weird little sound with her mouth, as if she constantly had a tiny bit of pressure sucking her lips in, and every now and then it'd slip and make this little buzzy squeak sound. Weird as.

That is quite weird. My young cousin does this thing where he'll say a phrase or word and then he'll repeat it several times, softer and softer, until finally he just starts moving his mouth and you can hear his lips smacking but he's not actually saying anything. It's weird.

One of my high school math teachers was brand new and we were his first class ever after grad school. He got pretty much what you were describing: people didn't talk so much behind his back as say outright stuff like, "Uh, I don't understand what you just said. Could you repeat it in a way that makes sense?" They'd constantly make him re-explain stuff that he had already explained and every time would make it clearer and clearer that they were just fucking with him. And then when people failed tests, they'd complain to him that he sucked as a teacher and that it wasn't their fault that they didn't grasp the material . . . and yet no one ever came to office hours or tutoring sessions that he offered for free during lunch and after school. And people would come in like 20 minutes late, he'd say, "You have a detention for that," and they'd say, "No I don't," and just sit down and start talking with a friend really loud. Little surprise that he left the school after 2 years.

Jesus yeah that's harsh man. Shit like that just disgusts me. It's nice to know that those people don't make friends once they leave highschool.
Cousin sounds like he as ass burgers or something, you should check it out.

I think they actually diagnosed him with ADHD. They ruled out Asperger's for some reason . . . eh, whatever, his parents are weird too.