Well I say assaulted by in reality I was out on my porch early morning stretches and fresh air then WHAM a bat flies right into the side of my head O_o;

It stayed in my hair for 5 minutes, meanwhile I'm standing there HOPING it doesn't bite or scratch and really wanting it to leave. Then it just takes off, flies into one of our big pines leaving me with a sense of a wtf moment. So afterwards i hoped in the shower and looked all over few scratches, thankfully I has no marks anywhere, and no my hair is clean, but still I know bats are blind but seriously what the hell XD