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Sex meme (Straight from the dragons mouth)
12 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
There are a few, though off the top of my head, not sure lol
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I like mornings and evenings, mid day just feels too pressure-ey
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side, I actually use to be paranoid of having bad dreams if I slept on the wrong side.
4. Do you masturbate?
If I didn't I think you would have to classify me as dead!
5. How often? Lately?
Once every few days, my sex drive has been in a slight bit of a slump.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You mean I can make money AND be naked?!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for practicality, but I wish I could have a nice relaxing bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
A few times in the shower ~.=.^
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Watch, read, buy, indulge, you know it!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer aggressive as I like to be taken for a ride. *blush*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Well my mate is on my friends list XD
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Oh hell no, though a few I wish I knew better.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Seeing what people do for money and what they become once they got a lot of it... I will take love any day.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Stockings/toys, biting and slight roughhousing, forced submission.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Mmm yeah a few times, but its mostly online stuff, some people be grade A rapey.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A beach front cabin <3
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
My RV I suppose, hahaha, friends don't call it the WingyBango for nothing ya know!
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I have been walked in on a few times at cons *cough*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, no interest seeing as I am more of a Dracophile than anything else. lol
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Bars just aint my scene, too... cliche?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, probably only cause I have never been to a club or a bar hahaha!
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Noooooope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Are you kidding, I have ONLY ever fucked someone of the same sex, I am about as close to getting the V as Richard Simmons is haha!
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay as fuck!
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No, but thanks for the idea!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No, unless the shower of a bathroom counts?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I have fapped multiple times at old jobs ^.=.^;;
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I go in them enough that I should have been hired as staff at a few of them.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
I have blown faaaaar too much money at sex shops. ^.=.^
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own enough to open up my own sex shop lmao!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Small BD Chance
Small BD Ridgeback
Small BD Virgil
Large BC Winston
Medium BD Elden
BD Janine
Silicone Egg
Glass Buttplug
Rubber Buttplug
Thick 6" bullet bibe
7" Plastic vibrator
Aneros Progasm
Silicone Vibrating Cockring
Small Gel Vibrating Buttplug
Small Plastic Vibrator
Girthy Silicone Plug
So at least 16 toys accounted for, not counting ones that broke and got thrown out.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My mate and quite a few friends have seen not only pics, but lengthy "to the finish" videos of me. ^.///.^
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that I am aware of >.=.>
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, if Skype-Sex counts, it was back when I was 18 lol.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
More times than I can count, with more people than I can count, but arnt we all E-sluts?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes, a hole is a hole isnt it? XD
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I enjoy riding reverse-cowboy style(or is it cowgirl?), pinned to a wall, slammed into a mattress.... haha pretty much any position involving me with a cock up my ass... ^.///.^;;
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Anal by far, to the point I almost wonder if my dick gets lonely lolol
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Quite a few three-ways, all very enjoyable. I hope to have more in the future. *grins*
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Most likely my mate, maaaaaybe a friend or two.
There are a few, though off the top of my head, not sure lol
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I like mornings and evenings, mid day just feels too pressure-ey
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side, I actually use to be paranoid of having bad dreams if I slept on the wrong side.
4. Do you masturbate?
If I didn't I think you would have to classify me as dead!
5. How often? Lately?
Once every few days, my sex drive has been in a slight bit of a slump.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You mean I can make money AND be naked?!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers for practicality, but I wish I could have a nice relaxing bath.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
A few times in the shower ~.=.^
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Watch, read, buy, indulge, you know it!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer aggressive as I like to be taken for a ride. *blush*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Well my mate is on my friends list XD
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Oh hell no, though a few I wish I knew better.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Seeing what people do for money and what they become once they got a lot of it... I will take love any day.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Stockings/toys, biting and slight roughhousing, forced submission.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Mmm yeah a few times, but its mostly online stuff, some people be grade A rapey.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A beach front cabin <3
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
My RV I suppose, hahaha, friends don't call it the WingyBango for nothing ya know!
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I have been walked in on a few times at cons *cough*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, no interest seeing as I am more of a Dracophile than anything else. lol
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Bars just aint my scene, too... cliche?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, probably only cause I have never been to a club or a bar hahaha!
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Noooooope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Are you kidding, I have ONLY ever fucked someone of the same sex, I am about as close to getting the V as Richard Simmons is haha!
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay as fuck!
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No, but thanks for the idea!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No, unless the shower of a bathroom counts?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I have fapped multiple times at old jobs ^.=.^;;
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I go in them enough that I should have been hired as staff at a few of them.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
I have blown faaaaar too much money at sex shops. ^.=.^
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I own enough to open up my own sex shop lmao!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Small BD Chance
Small BD Ridgeback
Small BD Virgil
Large BC Winston
Medium BD Elden
BD Janine
Silicone Egg
Glass Buttplug
Rubber Buttplug
Thick 6" bullet bibe
7" Plastic vibrator
Aneros Progasm
Silicone Vibrating Cockring
Small Gel Vibrating Buttplug
Small Plastic Vibrator
Girthy Silicone Plug
So at least 16 toys accounted for, not counting ones that broke and got thrown out.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My mate and quite a few friends have seen not only pics, but lengthy "to the finish" videos of me. ^.///.^
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that I am aware of >.=.>
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, if Skype-Sex counts, it was back when I was 18 lol.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
More times than I can count, with more people than I can count, but arnt we all E-sluts?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes, a hole is a hole isnt it? XD
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I enjoy riding reverse-cowboy style(or is it cowgirl?), pinned to a wall, slammed into a mattress.... haha pretty much any position involving me with a cock up my ass... ^.///.^;;
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Anal by far, to the point I almost wonder if my dick gets lonely lolol
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Quite a few three-ways, all very enjoyable. I hope to have more in the future. *grins*
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Most likely my mate, maaaaaybe a friend or two.
I am also jealous of your toy collection o.o
Ok, that's a few more toys than I imagined. I've never used any... what have I been missing out on? ~_~
*giggles* I am hooked on my toys, some are just really unique in their pleasure and others are just a good hard stretch *blush*