Wow, hard to believe I'll be taking that long drive up the length of NJ, across the Hudson, and into the eerie, mist-shrouded reaches of Connecticut. Yeah, everything gets immediately creepier as soon as you cross into new England proper. Makes me think that H. P. Lovecraft was actually writing travelogues all that time and they were mistaken for horror stories. Innsmouthe was really just his favorite seaside resort.
Anyway, enough recycling jokes from Twitter, onto the meme!

When will you be arriving?
On Thursday, in the afternoon.

How long are you staying?
Until Monday, unless any hurricanes want to force me to leave before I'm ready. I'm watching you Atlantic Ocean, just because you're a large body of water don't think I won't shank you if you spawn another storm.

Where are you staying?
At the Crowne Plaza. Because I like to be able to walk right down into the party area without having to put real shoes or pants on. Also easier when schlepping my game satchels down to the gaming room.

Are you friendly?
I'd like to think so. Always up to game with new people. Just ask before attempting to hug me. Coming on too strongly just freaks me the hell out.

Can I buy you drinks?
You can, but there's little guarantee I'll consume them.

Can I invite you out for food or the like?
Sure! Despite my efforts I remain reliant on ingesting nutrients.

I thank that about covers all the important stuff. So now who can I look forward to seeing next week?