Page stretchin' meme
17 years ago
How old do you feel?
7
Okay, now how old are you really?
19
Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
I went to school. I was in grade 6. it was my Mum's 50th birthday. When I got up for school my whole family was watching telly which was crazy at 7am and I was too young to really understand the magnitude of the whole thing. I just wanted to say happy birthday to mum and she kept telling me to be quiet. Then I remember this kid Taylor bought a newspaper to school with photos. No one had seen much yet and he charged people $1 to have the paper for 5 minutes. Kid you not.
Do you have any idea what the meaning of life is?
surely we're all (by all i mean everything living) in it to sustain it, evolve and grow. But we humans seem to be fucking it up at the moment.. you know, trying to stop natural order and what not seems to be making some pretty big difficulties in the long run. We really only need food, water, shelter. I'm pretty sure the meaning of life is something simple like.. you know.. be good, look after ourselves and eachother. Yeah.
What is your favorite thing to cook?
haha, It's so unhealthy, but mac cheese. it takes 10 minutes, and tastes like rainbows.
You have a dollar, what do you buy?
oh there's a shop down the road that sells cans of cold beer for a dollar. Its this super super super dodgy beer called Reeb. Yes, that is beer backwards. Anyway yes on a hot day like today, I would buy a reeb.
What is the youngest age you have memories of?
Well I remember when I was almost 3, before kindergarten there was crèche, or day care, and Santa came. I was 2 at the time and my brother was 3. Santa was only seeing the 3 year olds. I remember climbing over the fucking fence into the 3 year old area to see Santa. I babysit now, and I take this girl I babysit to the same creche. The fence is the same, the kids are, I presume, the same size as I was when I was two and honestly I have no idea how I got over that thing.
Have you ever given a drink to the garbage men?
I have never met my garbage man. Fuck I need to take the bins out tonight, forgot about them.
Alive or dead, if you could meet anyone right now, who would it be?
James Jamerson for a few bass lessons.
Who's been the most influental person in your life?
It's a toss up between my grade 8 art and English teacher Mr. Adam, and this boy I was best friends with in grade 2.
Any new crushes?
Not really a new crush...
Liked anyone younger than you?
Actually, I've liked a lot of boys a little younger than me, but that's because the year 11 boys are in my year 12 friendship group at school too, so we don't really notice the age differences.
Last time you were outside?
half an hour ago when I went for a walk in the rain. I love doing that.
Do you like poptarts?
I've never had one.
Can you look at a burning candle without wanting to play with the wax?
yep
Do you wear wifebeaters?
tank tops. I dunno if they're the same thing.
If you could get locked in a store for a night, what would it be?
without cameras?JB Hi-Fi i guess. crank my favorite bands allllll night on the loudest stereo system they have, with porn playing with the sound down on every tv lining the walls, get into my undies, set up the best cam corder in ther room, set up crazy ass disco lights and film the whole thing as if it were a badass 70's filmclip for myself. Yeah man. Oh and when I got bored, just play video games.
Ever eaten a dozen donuts?
With my 9 member band, yes. Not by myself. i dont really like donuts anyway.
What's your favorite curse word?
fuck is the one I say the most.
Have you ever attempted to read the bible?
Nope.
Do you like the beach?
I'm a beach bunny man, I grew up on the beach so I kinda... have to like the beach. it's in my Australian blood.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
oh I hate this question. I'm gonna say deaf only because I'm gonna use the loophole of corrective surgery or hearing aids or whatever fancy pants stuff they do nowadays.
Lays; Can you eat just one?
huh?
Where is the farthest you've ever been away from home?
Europe somewhere I guess.
What's your computer's wallpaper?
...otters holding hands :I
If you could pick a movie to live in, what movie would it be?
Well Im going through all my favorite films and they all end in shit or are set in a shit world. Like I was gonna say the beach because it's amazing there but then look at thwat happens man! (not that that is a good film...)
I don't know. Let's go with Peter Pan in Neverland.
Have you ever intentionally thrown food at someone?
McDonalds pickles are fun to fling.
Do you believe in God?
THis sounds so lame hippy of me but I believe in nature. So, Mother Nature I guess. God thats lame. Whatever.
Have you ever broken a bone?
NOPE
Have you ever slammed your finger in a door?
Nope. But I dislocated my brother's finger in a door once.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten, but actually liked?
I think most of my tastes are fairly tame.
What's the longest you've gone without talking to one of your friends after getting in a fight?
well, 3 years and counting, but I think we're both reeeeeally happy about that haha.
What's your favorite book?
If I gave you a list of books, it'd go for a mile. Here's authors:
Roald Dahl (his childrens stuff made me a happy kid, and this short stories are fucking amazing for people my age)
John Marsden (especially when I was around 15)
Milan Kundera
Enid Blyton
Hunter S Thompson
Truman Capote
Chuck Klosterman
Do you know how to change a tire?
Nup
Would you consider yourself a nerd?
Not really... I know more about the internet than any girl I know offline, but other than that I'm pretty normal.
Have you ever eaten glue?
I don't think so
What was your favorite halloween costume, and from what year?
A couple of years ago my friends and I dressed up as the droogs from a clockwork orange.
What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Streetsharks.
What's an essential item to your day?
my toothbrush.
Would you consider yourself to be smart?
Well, I'm not an idiot.
Could you name someone smarter than you?
My best friend Tom.
Do you close your eyes when listening to music, singing, or playing an instrument?
Nope. I close my eyes when I play bass sometimes but mainly when I'm on stage cause I get nervous.
If you find a green or burnt potato chip in a bag, do you eat it?
Nope.
If you've ever had a favorite stuffed animal or blanket, do you still have it? Use it?
Yeah all my teddies are up on my bookshelf collecting dust and looking cute.
Do you curse in front of your family?
Not much in front of my parents. Sometimes though, sure.
When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?
uhhhmmmmnnn... Probably last time I spoke to Linds.
Name one thing you'd like to change about yourself.
I wish I lived somewhere else for a while
Have you ever fainted?
Yes, last time I had to give blood for a blood test. I'm donating blood on Sunday for the first time and I'm scared that I'm gonna faint.
Ever made someone slap you because you were being completely unreasonable?
Nope. AHA. ahhhh, funny story. Was camping with some friends and I was talking to my mate Michael, and I was mid sentance and he just slapped me across the face. I was like '..wtf man?!' and he said their was a mosquito on my cheek. So now, years later, when we remember, we just slap eachother during conversation. It's definitely a bonding activity.
Have you ever been the cause of a car accident?
nope
What would you do if your power went out right now?
go to bed.
When was the last time it went out?
A few days ago is flashed off then on. Super annoying cause the wireless thingo was reset and it took ten minutes to get back online.
Are you currently using any instant messaging program? Which one?
I'm on AIM but Im not chatting.
When was the last time you chewed gum?
ages ago.
What was the last state you visited besides the one you live in?
South Australia. I havent been on holidays for ages. I'm going back to SA in January with the band though.
What color is the shirt your wearing right now?
Blue.
How old is the last person you hugged?
hmm. Jeremy is 16.
Who was the last person who drove you somewhere that was under the age of 20?
Jeremy, but his Mum was in the front cause he's on his L plates.
When was the last time you consumed an alcoholic beverage? What was it?
Yesterday had a reeb with jeremy XD
Before this survey, who did you steal the last one you did from?
not this one? I have no idea man. Probably off myspace.
7
Okay, now how old are you really?
19
Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
I went to school. I was in grade 6. it was my Mum's 50th birthday. When I got up for school my whole family was watching telly which was crazy at 7am and I was too young to really understand the magnitude of the whole thing. I just wanted to say happy birthday to mum and she kept telling me to be quiet. Then I remember this kid Taylor bought a newspaper to school with photos. No one had seen much yet and he charged people $1 to have the paper for 5 minutes. Kid you not.
Do you have any idea what the meaning of life is?
surely we're all (by all i mean everything living) in it to sustain it, evolve and grow. But we humans seem to be fucking it up at the moment.. you know, trying to stop natural order and what not seems to be making some pretty big difficulties in the long run. We really only need food, water, shelter. I'm pretty sure the meaning of life is something simple like.. you know.. be good, look after ourselves and eachother. Yeah.
What is your favorite thing to cook?
haha, It's so unhealthy, but mac cheese. it takes 10 minutes, and tastes like rainbows.
You have a dollar, what do you buy?
oh there's a shop down the road that sells cans of cold beer for a dollar. Its this super super super dodgy beer called Reeb. Yes, that is beer backwards. Anyway yes on a hot day like today, I would buy a reeb.
What is the youngest age you have memories of?
Well I remember when I was almost 3, before kindergarten there was crèche, or day care, and Santa came. I was 2 at the time and my brother was 3. Santa was only seeing the 3 year olds. I remember climbing over the fucking fence into the 3 year old area to see Santa. I babysit now, and I take this girl I babysit to the same creche. The fence is the same, the kids are, I presume, the same size as I was when I was two and honestly I have no idea how I got over that thing.
Have you ever given a drink to the garbage men?
I have never met my garbage man. Fuck I need to take the bins out tonight, forgot about them.
Alive or dead, if you could meet anyone right now, who would it be?
James Jamerson for a few bass lessons.
Who's been the most influental person in your life?
It's a toss up between my grade 8 art and English teacher Mr. Adam, and this boy I was best friends with in grade 2.
Any new crushes?
Not really a new crush...
Liked anyone younger than you?
Actually, I've liked a lot of boys a little younger than me, but that's because the year 11 boys are in my year 12 friendship group at school too, so we don't really notice the age differences.
Last time you were outside?
half an hour ago when I went for a walk in the rain. I love doing that.
Do you like poptarts?
I've never had one.
Can you look at a burning candle without wanting to play with the wax?
yep
Do you wear wifebeaters?
tank tops. I dunno if they're the same thing.
If you could get locked in a store for a night, what would it be?
without cameras?JB Hi-Fi i guess. crank my favorite bands allllll night on the loudest stereo system they have, with porn playing with the sound down on every tv lining the walls, get into my undies, set up the best cam corder in ther room, set up crazy ass disco lights and film the whole thing as if it were a badass 70's filmclip for myself. Yeah man. Oh and when I got bored, just play video games.
Ever eaten a dozen donuts?
With my 9 member band, yes. Not by myself. i dont really like donuts anyway.
What's your favorite curse word?
fuck is the one I say the most.
Have you ever attempted to read the bible?
Nope.
Do you like the beach?
I'm a beach bunny man, I grew up on the beach so I kinda... have to like the beach. it's in my Australian blood.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
oh I hate this question. I'm gonna say deaf only because I'm gonna use the loophole of corrective surgery or hearing aids or whatever fancy pants stuff they do nowadays.
Lays; Can you eat just one?
huh?
Where is the farthest you've ever been away from home?
Europe somewhere I guess.
What's your computer's wallpaper?
...otters holding hands :I
If you could pick a movie to live in, what movie would it be?
Well Im going through all my favorite films and they all end in shit or are set in a shit world. Like I was gonna say the beach because it's amazing there but then look at thwat happens man! (not that that is a good film...)
I don't know. Let's go with Peter Pan in Neverland.
Have you ever intentionally thrown food at someone?
McDonalds pickles are fun to fling.
Do you believe in God?
THis sounds so lame hippy of me but I believe in nature. So, Mother Nature I guess. God thats lame. Whatever.
Have you ever broken a bone?
NOPE
Have you ever slammed your finger in a door?
Nope. But I dislocated my brother's finger in a door once.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten, but actually liked?
I think most of my tastes are fairly tame.
What's the longest you've gone without talking to one of your friends after getting in a fight?
well, 3 years and counting, but I think we're both reeeeeally happy about that haha.
What's your favorite book?
If I gave you a list of books, it'd go for a mile. Here's authors:
Roald Dahl (his childrens stuff made me a happy kid, and this short stories are fucking amazing for people my age)
John Marsden (especially when I was around 15)
Milan Kundera
Enid Blyton
Hunter S Thompson
Truman Capote
Chuck Klosterman
Do you know how to change a tire?
Nup
Would you consider yourself a nerd?
Not really... I know more about the internet than any girl I know offline, but other than that I'm pretty normal.
Have you ever eaten glue?
I don't think so
What was your favorite halloween costume, and from what year?
A couple of years ago my friends and I dressed up as the droogs from a clockwork orange.
What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Streetsharks.
What's an essential item to your day?
my toothbrush.
Would you consider yourself to be smart?
Well, I'm not an idiot.
Could you name someone smarter than you?
My best friend Tom.
Do you close your eyes when listening to music, singing, or playing an instrument?
Nope. I close my eyes when I play bass sometimes but mainly when I'm on stage cause I get nervous.
If you find a green or burnt potato chip in a bag, do you eat it?
Nope.
If you've ever had a favorite stuffed animal or blanket, do you still have it? Use it?
Yeah all my teddies are up on my bookshelf collecting dust and looking cute.
Do you curse in front of your family?
Not much in front of my parents. Sometimes though, sure.
When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?
uhhhmmmmnnn... Probably last time I spoke to Linds.
Name one thing you'd like to change about yourself.
I wish I lived somewhere else for a while
Have you ever fainted?
Yes, last time I had to give blood for a blood test. I'm donating blood on Sunday for the first time and I'm scared that I'm gonna faint.
Ever made someone slap you because you were being completely unreasonable?
Nope. AHA. ahhhh, funny story. Was camping with some friends and I was talking to my mate Michael, and I was mid sentance and he just slapped me across the face. I was like '..wtf man?!' and he said their was a mosquito on my cheek. So now, years later, when we remember, we just slap eachother during conversation. It's definitely a bonding activity.
Have you ever been the cause of a car accident?
nope
What would you do if your power went out right now?
go to bed.
When was the last time it went out?
A few days ago is flashed off then on. Super annoying cause the wireless thingo was reset and it took ten minutes to get back online.
Are you currently using any instant messaging program? Which one?
I'm on AIM but Im not chatting.
When was the last time you chewed gum?
ages ago.
What was the last state you visited besides the one you live in?
South Australia. I havent been on holidays for ages. I'm going back to SA in January with the band though.
What color is the shirt your wearing right now?
Blue.
How old is the last person you hugged?
hmm. Jeremy is 16.
Who was the last person who drove you somewhere that was under the age of 20?
Jeremy, but his Mum was in the front cause he's on his L plates.
When was the last time you consumed an alcoholic beverage? What was it?
Yesterday had a reeb with jeremy XD
Before this survey, who did you steal the last one you did from?
not this one? I have no idea man. Probably off myspace.
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Also, "Reeb". That is classic.
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Never had a poptart?