Sex Meme!~
12 years ago
General
Taken from
TwoSocks16
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes~ 2 actually. But one would be in deep shit, and the other knows who he is since we spoke about it before. I swear if he crack jokes while we're fucking...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The one away from the wall.
4. Do you masturbate? Yes actually! :D since I finally fucking learned how! -insert your laugh here-
5. How often? Almost nightly, twice a night if I'm lucky to feel again.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, but I get the feeling in the near future someone will ask..
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Shower, but baths are so nice~
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Not in rl :3
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Si
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Being a virgin, passive. But then work our way up to aggressive to where he makes me scream~ <3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes! Cause you can LOVE FRIENDS. I love my friends! (loop hole biiiiiiitch)
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Just one, we go way back when I was a n00b to dA. (
hk100 <3)
13. Would you choose love or money? :D
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Strap me up so I wont escape, tell me naughty things that'll make me quiver, pull my hair and demand me to call you master~ <3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? YES. And I hope it stops post haste mo' fuckah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Nowhere! But I would.. Prefer it to be at a house if anything.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Nowhere! But in rp, a train.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Nope! And I pray never! -jinxed-
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nein!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Niet!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Yes... :D
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? Nu. Try the mall.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? I wish.
24. What's your sexuality? I want to say pansexual, but I believe the real way of being one is to experience each kind. So I'd be lying to myself if I was. I'm considered bisexual. But I'm sure I'm just curious.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope! Annnd don't wanna.. I'll change my mind in the future.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Nope~ again, will change my mind in the future~
27. Have you ever had sex at work? No. .... And for this, I deffinetly don't want it to happen. Its fucking work! Gotta make that bread!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Mhm.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Nu.
30. Do you own any sex toys? ...kinda?
31. If yes, how many and what are they? 1. Pink swirly dildo.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? 8D yeeeeah...
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? On purpose~ ewe
34. Have you ever had phone sex? yes, shit was awkward and all I could do was laugh and say oh my god! Cause I couldn't take it seriously. DON'T TRY IT WITH ME.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? Multiple times. I hate using myself, its awkward. So I use characters~
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? :D
37. What's your favorite sexual position? The one where I can't move cause my hands are bundled up.
38. What's your favorite sex act? The one where I can't move cause my hands are bundled up.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? In rp Yes, buuut didn't go as well as I had hoped xD
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? Whitefurr probably. Kittyrawr just cause, hk should do it, mfb wont though most likely. And your MOM.
TwoSocks161. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes~ 2 actually. But one would be in deep shit, and the other knows who he is since we spoke about it before. I swear if he crack jokes while we're fucking...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The one away from the wall.
4. Do you masturbate? Yes actually! :D since I finally fucking learned how! -insert your laugh here-
5. How often? Almost nightly, twice a night if I'm lucky to feel again.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, but I get the feeling in the near future someone will ask..
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Shower, but baths are so nice~
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Not in rl :3
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Si
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Being a virgin, passive. But then work our way up to aggressive to where he makes me scream~ <3
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes! Cause you can LOVE FRIENDS. I love my friends! (loop hole biiiiiiitch)
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Just one, we go way back when I was a n00b to dA. (
hk100 <3)13. Would you choose love or money? :D
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Strap me up so I wont escape, tell me naughty things that'll make me quiver, pull my hair and demand me to call you master~ <3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? YES. And I hope it stops post haste mo' fuckah.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Nowhere! But I would.. Prefer it to be at a house if anything.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Nowhere! But in rp, a train.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Nope! And I pray never! -jinxed-
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nein!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Niet!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Yes... :D
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? Nu. Try the mall.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? I wish.
24. What's your sexuality? I want to say pansexual, but I believe the real way of being one is to experience each kind. So I'd be lying to myself if I was. I'm considered bisexual. But I'm sure I'm just curious.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope! Annnd don't wanna.. I'll change my mind in the future.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Nope~ again, will change my mind in the future~
27. Have you ever had sex at work? No. .... And for this, I deffinetly don't want it to happen. Its fucking work! Gotta make that bread!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Mhm.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Nu.
30. Do you own any sex toys? ...kinda?
31. If yes, how many and what are they? 1. Pink swirly dildo.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? 8D yeeeeah...
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? On purpose~ ewe
34. Have you ever had phone sex? yes, shit was awkward and all I could do was laugh and say oh my god! Cause I couldn't take it seriously. DON'T TRY IT WITH ME.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? Multiple times. I hate using myself, its awkward. So I use characters~
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? :D
37. What's your favorite sexual position? The one where I can't move cause my hands are bundled up.
38. What's your favorite sex act? The one where I can't move cause my hands are bundled up.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? In rp Yes, buuut didn't go as well as I had hoped xD
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? Whitefurr probably. Kittyrawr just cause, hk should do it, mfb wont though most likely. And your MOM.
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32: O.o Well that stopped my laughter pretty quickly.
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36: I'm assuming 'yes'? XDDD
37 & 38: Oooooohhh. Then you and I have a happy coincidence. XD
40: Awwwwww. No tagging me? D: Fine. I didn't wanna do it anyway. >:I