Mavis Beacon of "Mavis Beacon teaches typing" fame

roflmfao Maybe it's just because I'm blackout drunk right now, but I find Mavis Beacon hilarious for some reason.

Oh yeah, I forgot Captain Morgan!

Its going to be a few more hours before I can get sloshed, but the Captn sounds good 8-)

Sometimes I wish I could be inebriated all the time.

I'm surprised you didn't comment on my previous journal, since you're one of the two people who ever comment on my things, despite my 84 watchers.

I don't know why, but I seem to attract the quietest watchers for some reason. They just stalk me and never say anything. I've managed to talk to a few of them, and they tell me they appreciate my "music". I don't know; it's all very mysterious.

I missed the Journal because I had a long list of them and nuked it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THat's the problem with watching too many fucking furfaggoteerikintronithfurfaggoteerikintronithonithons!

But anyway, here you go: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5192691/

By the way, I think that Chef Boiardi might be an actual person.