Dear Comcast.

You are a cum guzzling gutter slut. No wait, you are a cock juggling thunder cunt. With a side of flaming twat waffle.

For the past 3 days you have been giving shitty service and I've been LUCKY to get more than an hour of OK net connection at a time. Instead of offering to compensate for my lost time using your incredibly pathetic service I'd prefer that you stop kissing mine and other customers ass AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO HAVE A DECENT CONNECTION?!

Oh sure I could switch to Verizon but they suck just as much, if not worse. And of course there's dial---Disregard that, we all know that went extinct along with boy bands and the Spice Girls.

Thank you for ruining a great time of the year for gaming. I can't touch any of my steam based games since they require a net connection, and I can't touch my delicious MMO. For this I want your first born and any child born on an odd day sacrificed to appease me.


I'm working on art still, it's just really slow due to the time of year and all the little fun things(And NERD RAAAAAAAGE) that comes with it.

Also, my USB plug-in mouse keeps randomly disconnecting. I hate you, you little shit. May you return to the fiery dephs of Microsoft never to return.