Because, why the fuck not.
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Anal on Males: Sure
Anal on Females: Maybe (depends on the person)
Breasts: Not really
Breast Expansion: No
Weight Gain: No
Bondage: Lite, with the right person
Clothing: To vague, so yes and no.
Leather: Maybe
Stockings: Not really
Shoe/Boots: Not in a sexual context
Suit and Tie: No
Muscle, Male: Not really
Muscle, Female: Yuck
Cub: Cute
Baby/Diaper: yup (no scat, and underage is only cool in a role playing context)
Transformation: A little
Macro/Micro : Not really
Impregnation: No
Pregnancy: No
Lactation: Perhaps, in the right contex
Anal Vore : No
Soul Vore : No
Cock Vore : No
Standard Soft Vore: No
Standard Hard Vore : No
Paw/Foot : Yes
Incest : No
Clonecest: Depends on the type of clone. Biological clone? No, that would be like my son. A duplication machine? Sign us both up for that!
Yuri : No
Yaoi : Yes
Hetero (M/F): Meh
Bi: Some
Girly Boys : Not bad
Butch Girls : Yeah, I have a soft spot in heart for tomboys and ftm trans boys. Don't know what it is about them.
Mind Control: To a certain extent.
Rape: No
Uniform : No
Orgy: Yes
Subbing/Doming: Depends on the context
Biting: Some
Solo Masturbation (Male): Yes
Solo Masturbation: Female: No
Scat: No
Inflation : No
Fat/Pudge: Not really, but doesn't turn me off
Tech: I don't think so, haven't really seen anything I like.
Watersports: No
Glasses: Are cute
Tentacles: Not my thing
Oviposition: Like egg laying? I don't know.
Masochism: Not really
Sadism: Not really
Partial Nudity: Full, partial, clothed, anything.
Gore/guro (-): No
Snuff (-): No
Hyper: No
Zoophilia: Not really. I guess it depends on the animal.
Electricity: No
Cross-dressing: It's alright.
Oral: Yes
Asphyxiation: No
Wet-look : No
Mud/Quicksand etc: No
Sinking: No
Spooge: Not in ridiculous ammounts
Tickling : Can be fun
Algolagnia: No (had to look that one up, it's deriving sexual pleasure from pain)
Balloons? Not my thing
Body Hair? Trimmed is good. Shaved is good too. I don't mind hair though.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? Not in a sexual way, but I like the aesthetics.
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? No
Collar and Lead/Leash? Perhaps
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? No
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? No
Ears? Yes
Feathers? No
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? No
Hair Pulling? No
Lace/Lingerie? Meh
Massage? Sure
Master/Slave? No
Role Playing? Yes
Wrestling/Fighting? No