I have previously mentioned that being a bouncer will make you hate people. There are certain reasons. Primarily, a lot of people lose all the social niceties when the booze starts flowing. Some people also think that, when a bouncer steps in front of them to block them, the obvious answer is to attempt to go around them despite being repeatedly deliberately blocked from doing so, even if it means attempting to crawl through. They will usually do this while completely ignoring the fact that you're telling them they cannot go where they're trying to, and will ignore everything until you grab them to stop them, at which point they will get pissed at you for stopping them. Another easy way to piss off a bouncer is to get mad at them for enforcing policy and doing their job. Bouncers are litterally paid t be killjoys. It is our job.

Also, bouncers DO NOT get all kinds of crazy sex from random women they take home every night. Bouncers are the ones who close the bar down, which means we're stuck there at LEAST an hour, if not more beyond everyone else.

Also, Guilt, your PS3 and PSP are at my house, swing by, they're right in by the two couches in the living room.

A bit of good bar wisdom: Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


Yeah... 8 hour shift, it's now after 4 a.m.


I'm gonna go to sleep now.