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Sunday, 1 p.m.
17 years ago
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*me is cleaning the flat*
*doorbells rings*
Me: (thinking) "Eh? I don't think I was expecting anyone? Or was I?" *goes to door to open it*
Guy in his mid50s: "Good sunday!"
Me: "....? Hello."
Guy: "I wanted to ask you a question, Mr Rust."
Me: (feeling uneasy because OMG WHAT IS THIS ABOUT WHAT DID I DO D: ) "Okay? O( "
Guy: "How do you want to live?"
Me: *blinks* "Hm?"
Guy: (persistent) "How do you want to live?"
Me: (utterly confused) "I'm sorry... what is this about?"
Guy: "How often per day do you think about Jesus Christ?"
Me: (sighs) "Not as often as you do, I guess. But I also have a question for you! :) "
Guy: (delighted) "Ah? :) "
Me: "Do you love eating water?"
Guy: (confused) "Hm?"
Me: "Mowgli is my favourite character in Charles Dickens' West Side Story. How about you?"
Guy: "What?"
Me: "Wouldn't the world be a better place if the Illuminati was ruling it in the OPEN instead of doing it secretly?"
Guy: "I'm sorry... what?!"
Me: "I'm just trying to tell you in kind words to piss off."
Guy: "Oh."
Me: "Yep."
Guy: "Bye."
Me: "Bye."
Guy: "Should I leave you some brochures in your mailbox?"
Me: "No." *closes door and returns to apartment-cleaning*
That's the only way to deal with this lot.
*doorbells rings*
Me: (thinking) "Eh? I don't think I was expecting anyone? Or was I?" *goes to door to open it*
Guy in his mid50s: "Good sunday!"
Me: "....? Hello."
Guy: "I wanted to ask you a question, Mr Rust."
Me: (feeling uneasy because OMG WHAT IS THIS ABOUT WHAT DID I DO D: ) "Okay? O( "
Guy: "How do you want to live?"
Me: *blinks* "Hm?"
Guy: (persistent) "How do you want to live?"
Me: (utterly confused) "I'm sorry... what is this about?"
Guy: "How often per day do you think about Jesus Christ?"
Me: (sighs) "Not as often as you do, I guess. But I also have a question for you! :) "
Guy: (delighted) "Ah? :) "
Me: "Do you love eating water?"
Guy: (confused) "Hm?"
Me: "Mowgli is my favourite character in Charles Dickens' West Side Story. How about you?"
Guy: "What?"
Me: "Wouldn't the world be a better place if the Illuminati was ruling it in the OPEN instead of doing it secretly?"
Guy: "I'm sorry... what?!"
Me: "I'm just trying to tell you in kind words to piss off."
Guy: "Oh."
Me: "Yep."
Guy: "Bye."
Me: "Bye."
Guy: "Should I leave you some brochures in your mailbox?"
Me: "No." *closes door and returns to apartment-cleaning*
That's the only way to deal with this lot.
Ich stand auch an der Tür und hatte zwei ältere Herrschaften davorstehen die mich begrüßten mit: Hallo! Freundlicher Besuch!
äUnd ich: WHAT? o( Das geht gar nicht.... die gehen einem echt aufn Senkel.
BTW, ich bin die damals jedenfalls mit Sprüchen wie "Ich bin Scientologe." und "Treten Sie ein in das Haus Satans! :) " (nebst hereinbittender Geste) losgeworden. Damals, als sie sich noch früh zu erkennen gegeben haben. *g*