Tales To Astonish Bemuse..


In an attempt to make some money by selling a car at the Los santos customs near the bottom left of the map. Sale was successful but after depositing the money I saw a player icon start approaching. I thought I better get out of reach and I climbed a nearby building with ladder access being one of few angles to get up. there I am huddled like a scared bunny in a hallowed out tree stump watching the player icon circle the building several times over looking for a vantage point. I dare not peek lest he shoot. but I have set up a home alone style trap. 1 sticky bomb near the top of the ladder upon the far ledge of the roof. Sure enough I hear him climbing. "tink tink tink tink " Annnd Kaboom. He suddenly sky rocketed upward and I ran for my ever loving life.

Later.. on the same building after completing yet another sales transaction of a stolen vehicle comes someone, this time I have passive mode on and proudly stand at the building's edge giving the rock on sign \m/. he fires.. again and again to no avail. suddenly he thinks of a scheme.. an evil tricky scheme. He throws a sticky bomb and detonates it in the air near me. I am unharmed, but the bomb exploded a propane tank he happens to be standing near and dies horribly.

Just a moment later, I hear someone talking on the chatter. "ooh, that's a nice bike.. I would hate to see something happen to it. " I reply. " ha ha, spoken like a true creeper." A couple seconds later the game informs me ' your personal vehicle has been destroyed' and I hear. " Aw dude, how'd I get a bad sport?!" Again I reply. 'Because that was my bike you destroyed," ' oh.. well you should have told me it was your bike. '