Hey guys, just noticed I'm getting close to an arbitrarily large number of pageviews that just so happens to end with more than one zero, so it's time for a kiriban announcement!

If you PM me a screenshot of the number I'll reward you with a note back that will personally thank you, and I'll even try my best to spell you crazy username correctly.

Honestly, you simply can't afford to miss out on a deal as amazing as this. I'm too kind, I know.