Humanity Is Fucked (Rant Short)
17 years ago
Bad spelling huh well my browsers built in spellchecker says otherwise. You so sad that you have to make other people feel bad too boy?
Now days people use there eyes for talking, there hands for looking, there mouth for shitting and there ass for making baby's, I man what the hell happened to looking with our eyes, listening with our ears, eating healthy foods and being bright enough to look at the over population of the world and not fucking adding to it?
Its like
Straight man in pub: “Oh look a female time to get really drunk and fuck the slut full of my cum.” Or something.
Oh while I'm sort of on the subject of global human population, why is it that Christians promote making more baby's? When God is the one that gave us censer because we can't stop being stupid, smoking drunkards he gave us STD/STI (sexually transmitted diseases/ sexually transmitted infections) because we cant stop fucking and making baby's while intoxicated and if all the poverty in the world isn't a sign from God to stop breeding then I don't know what is?
It's like the Christians are on a mission to put 666 billion people on the planet so that God can come down here yell at us “I gave you more than enough chances to control your breeding but no you lot just couldn't stop doing it so you know what I'm going to blow up the world, start over and see if the next human race can be more aware of the impact they have on the planet if they make to many baby's”
Then BOOM every thing and every one goes bye bye after God makes the planet's core implode or crashes a massive meteor into the planet recreating the catechism that wiped out the dinosaurs or some thing like that, and maybe God will be a lot smarter a second time around and not tempt Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil until there truly ready for it.
Its like
Straight man in pub: “Oh look a female time to get really drunk and fuck the slut full of my cum.” Or something.
Oh while I'm sort of on the subject of global human population, why is it that Christians promote making more baby's? When God is the one that gave us censer because we can't stop being stupid, smoking drunkards he gave us STD/STI (sexually transmitted diseases/ sexually transmitted infections) because we cant stop fucking and making baby's while intoxicated and if all the poverty in the world isn't a sign from God to stop breeding then I don't know what is?
It's like the Christians are on a mission to put 666 billion people on the planet so that God can come down here yell at us “I gave you more than enough chances to control your breeding but no you lot just couldn't stop doing it so you know what I'm going to blow up the world, start over and see if the next human race can be more aware of the impact they have on the planet if they make to many baby's”
Then BOOM every thing and every one goes bye bye after God makes the planet's core implode or crashes a massive meteor into the planet recreating the catechism that wiped out the dinosaurs or some thing like that, and maybe God will be a lot smarter a second time around and not tempt Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil until there truly ready for it.
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Grammar Nazi-ism aside, this seems like your basic anti-Christian rant. No, I'm not defending those wacky fundies, but it seems like I read the same thing over and over. Guess it bears repeating?
We're fucked anyways in this game of life, no matter what.
The only winning move is not to play~
BTW good advice for the game we call life
-Lots of licks-
:3 I'm a grammar/spelling whore, it comes with trolling/lurking on the internets for so long. And I got that advice from a movie called War Games. Real good movie, watch it sometime if you haven't.
Everyone loses in the game of life, but some people lose less than others.