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HOW TO FIND ME IN REAL LIFE....wait real life exists?
12 years ago
SHIT HAPPENED!
HOW TO FIND A WILD TRANQUIL:
Is roughly 6 foot'n'some shit, skinny as hell, Longish unbrushed hair. frequently spotted skipping and prowling Morinville area and west Edmonton mall on a monthly basis. Has aisd to be spotted driving a maroon Oldsmobile 88 with unmatching silver bumper in the near future.
Usually wearing a black Anthrowear sweater, dark jeans with a shark bottle opener and lynx tail keychains attached to front belt loops. If its wearing an actual tail, then mini lynx til is removed due to mental complications and confusion of multiple tails. Rather quiet and calm when alone but can get loud voiced and highly exited when with friends. High chances of obnoxiousness. Is usually bouncy and hyper and has an attention span of 5 seconds or less, depending on the quantity of coffee intake that day. Has been known to say many asshole-like comments and is usually conscious and apologetic of them after being said.
HOW TO APPROACH SAID WILD BEING.
There are many ways, poking, hugging, yelling its name, gently tugging on its tail, sneaking up behind him and groping him or buying it an expresso shot.
DO NOT mention the phrase 'No tears, only Dreams" as this Highly confuses and disorientates said being and it will yell at you at curse at you. Please don't be offended at this however its your fault
Is roughly 6 foot'n'some shit, skinny as hell, Longish unbrushed hair. frequently spotted skipping and prowling Morinville area and west Edmonton mall on a monthly basis. Has aisd to be spotted driving a maroon Oldsmobile 88 with unmatching silver bumper in the near future.
Usually wearing a black Anthrowear sweater, dark jeans with a shark bottle opener and lynx tail keychains attached to front belt loops. If its wearing an actual tail, then mini lynx til is removed due to mental complications and confusion of multiple tails. Rather quiet and calm when alone but can get loud voiced and highly exited when with friends. High chances of obnoxiousness. Is usually bouncy and hyper and has an attention span of 5 seconds or less, depending on the quantity of coffee intake that day. Has been known to say many asshole-like comments and is usually conscious and apologetic of them after being said.
HOW TO APPROACH SAID WILD BEING.
There are many ways, poking, hugging, yelling its name, gently tugging on its tail, sneaking up behind him and groping him or buying it an expresso shot.
DO NOT mention the phrase 'No tears, only Dreams" as this Highly confuses and disorientates said being and it will yell at you at curse at you. Please don't be offended at this however its your fault
ALL THY CUDDLES!