I'm pretty much there when I wake up

And I normally wake up around 7
Doesn't matter how long I stayed up the night before
It just happens automatically
Which sometimes isn't always a good thing

I do have a friend that is like Walf though
And it takes him quite a bit to get his head on right
It worries me a little...

Well... if you have early work I suppose that's a good natural wake up time?

I usually wake up around 8- which usually helps when I have either school or work that day. X)

I am a morning person -- I usually leap out of bed and shower (shower is a must. Otherwise I am a gross, unhappy smugfish.)

I cannot be happy if I am dirty. I will slowly slump into a ball of disgrace and sorrow if I miss a shower. </3 haha

I'd say I am a morning person too- but I feel like that term is often labeled to the people who can simply rise without struggle regardless of the time. haha

I love mornings. I hate waking up in the middle of the day eugh asdfha It feels like I wasted everything and might as well go back to bed and die for another 16 hours and restart.

>:U

Haha. I like waking up early because... like you said, it feels more productive. But I also love like... an afternoon nap around 3ish. Those noonnaps are the best. Rarely get them now though with 5 classes and work. haha

I sleep all night long in a state of perfect wakefulness.

I'm kin of like you, but varies day to day sometimes.

There's sometimes my alarm will go off, and I am up and gone for work within an hour.

Some days I can't get my shit together for said hour.

i take a good few minutes to properly wake up
before then i'm basically just a zombie

Usually a minute or two. I'm blessed with a quick wake up schedule of "Oh shit, it's morning, get up, there are things to do", but my old roommate would wander around for about an hour before she was fully awake.

I'm in the "where am i what is going on" phase forever im never awake u know this

dude true facts.

You are the world champion sleep walker

what year am i

The year is 2017. U graduated and have a job and u don't even know.

wow
and im 200k in debt

nature is amazing

As soon as I smoke a cigarette and get some caffeine in my system I'm good to go.

I have a where am I moment for a few seconds and then my brain is online, and I'm up and about. I look groggy for about 15 minutes though.

I get up the second my alarm goes off and force myself into the shower and pray to god it's hot water and not cold water.
Get out- dressed- etcetc, and when I go downstairs to eat breakfast (if I can, lol) and then my brain goes "OH HEY. YOU'RE AWAKE."

Unless I have a dream where I already thought I woke up and went to do whatever needed to be done that day- wake up and realize it was a dream- THEN I take about two hours to get over the "shit I'm awake" feeling. XD

Mine usually takes up to two hours. Especially when I take naps. My brains pretty much feels like a rock and I can't really talk and it kinda hurts.

I'm pretty much always like "what am I doing?"

If I wake up on my own (like on a day off) I kind of lay there a couple minutes, then get up and plunk myself in front of my computer and I'm good to go in about 5-10 minutes. If my alarm wakes me up, I'm a little groggier but faster moving - I'm up and moving right away but I'm not mentally there for a little longer (usually a few minutes into a shower I'm good).

I usually take a shower and listen to music/answer e-mails. A friend of mine has the best way of waking up; a Keureg next to her bed so she can make herself a coffee or tea without leaving her bed.

I'm more or less awake when I wake up, but not really alert 'til I'm at work and have a 5-Hour. XD

Depends on when I have to get up. Usually it takes me about five minutes, but if it's way earlier or later than my normal wakeup time than it takes about ten

Its an all day process

well considering i have yet to change one of my clocks in my room to reflect the proper time, every morning is a heart attack induced by the fear of being late, so that's a pretty good motivator to get up.

Yeah, it's about 10 minutes for me to get fully awake. I have to shower immediately or else the rest of my day will be gross. My dumb housemates take too long in the bathroom >:C

A few months ago? About a minute or two, unless I was woken out of a deep sleep phase, in which case I was a zombie the entire day.

Recently? Wake up, "wat" phase, sleep another two hours. Repeat about four times, then I actually crawl out of bed. My sleep cycle is so bad right now.

Depends if I slept for 9 hours or more.

if I sleep for 6 hours for instance, it's about 10 minutes. During that 10 minutes I am liable to fall asleep at any place at any time. (Much to my embarrassment, including standing up while putting on my clothes.)

If I sleep for 9 hours or more, I immediately wake up feeling as though I've been awake all day, and can run around and compute the moment I sit up from my sleep. xD

Dude...my mornings are TERRIBLE, especially since my schedule varies a little bit but I'm never up later than 5AM. It's usually closer to about 3AM. When left to my own devices, I'm a straight up night-owl.
I stay in braindead mode for like a half hour as I get ready and drink a coffee. Browse the internet to buy some time to shake the cobwebs loose. Grab a Monster on my way out the door and chug that shit on the way to work. USUALLY I'm alive enough to function by then, haha.

It depends on whether I have a morning wank or not.

Wank = mass confusion for at least another 10 minutes immediately following wank. But geez. Relaxing EH?

No wank = Slow start for a few minutes, but then very happy to be falling into the routine of coffee and breakfast beer.

I am NOT a morning person at all. It takes me a good 30 minutes to drag myself out of bed during the week for school and work. And even once I'm out of bed the whole morning is a blur and then I'm in my car. By that point I'm mostly awake, but it takes me about an hour or so to fully wake up. During the weekend... I don't get out of bed. xD I wake up, lay in bed for an hour playing pokemon, and then I eventually crawl out of bed and become proactive... kinda. I'm a true kitty. LOL

Takes me like an hour to wake up. My bed is just too warm and cozy to get up from. So it's not really a "what am I doing" phase, it's more like a "do I reaaaaaally have to force myself out of this comfortable posistion?" phase. And most of the time the answer is "Naaaaaah, I'll just fuck around on my phone for a while" until "a while" becomes "two hours later" in some cases.

It honestly depends, in one work week, i have to change my sleeping schedule at least once, if not more. Meaning, i will work 7am-3pm and the next day i may work 11pm-7am, then be "off" and be back at work at 7am the next day.

If my schedule is decently constant, I'm pretty with being 100% sooner. but if it's a week where It's all over.. well, then i have a harder time and feel so much more tired.

Takes me a couple of hours. It takes about 30 minutes of my alarm going off to even penetrate my brain, then I fall out of bed, climb into an upright position, stagger around, slop some food into my mouth, trip on the cats, shuffle into the shower, fumble my clothes on, drive to work, make some tea, turn on my computer, stare at it for a few minutes, and then maybe I might be awake enough to hold a conversation.

I'm really afraid. I shake. It doesn't end. I'm never a hundred. I fall asleep the same way

I literally sleep all day and stay awake all night. Unless I'm working then I wake up and stick my uniform on in like 30 seconds, then I shave, then I go.

Because of this I pretty much don't have a "what am I doing" phase :/