Cookies :P

completely unrelated a married woman offered me a half off rubdown in front of her husband

As long as she's a massage therapist I'm sure he's used to that...unless you're using wordplay and I'm barely getting it. ^^;

she is a massage therapist and gave me a half off coupon lol

Then she has a very good dynamic with her husband about profession / personal life. :)

lets just say she knows how to work her fingers even before she game me the coupon I was sitting in my friends car and she sat behind me she tapped my shoulder and I jokingly said "it's touching me!!!" we all laughed and her husband said I should be blessed then she started working at my shoulders and I barely felt any pressure just a tingling sensation that felt amazing
if I had the money I would definitely take her up on her offer
she said when she gave me the coupon as a joke that she didn't even give her husband happy endings
which we made pervy jokes galore
we had a terrible waitress which on a table total of at least $70 she made a 4 cent tip
and my brother paid for his stuff in dimes pennies nickels and quarters except for a 1 dollar bill
so I made the joke on the way out that she probably never got laid because she never got more than the tips

The masseuse sounds like a fun lady. Sorry you had a bad waitress, though.

power was out for about 24 hours too

That's never fun. I'm glad it's back now for you!