You cannot fail to lose when you enter my amazing raffle

All you have to do is

*+watch my account
*Post three journals in the next five days saying you have done so and that everyone else should because Chad the griffin is pretty fucking amazing
*a piece of casual white knighting for my own good cause of peace and love and tolerance for all...

That's about it. If you want an extra special chance of winning then you could even give me free art of my sona.

And the prize? The prize is whatever spare change I can find in my pockets, under the bed and on the ground outside McDonalds..... a keyring with a cute ferret on it.... and a chance to personally meet me!! If I think you're good looking, like.

Don't delay!