It looks like a sad melted penis.

My face is a sad, melted penis.

Draw it.

lol once you go black you never go back

I don't get it?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi.....er%20go%20back

That is so dumb?

like...what. Yay racism and complete lack of understanding of biology. Yikes.

Its a joke lol, I certainly didn't expect such a serious response

It wasn't funny? It was just racist. I don't really find that funny. Like, literally, the joke would not be funny if there was no racism.

If it was, "once you go white you never go back" would you have been just as offended?

That would also be weird and prejudiced? And unfunny?

Why are you even this invested in a crappy joke? You seem to be taking this more seriously than me.

I'm just surprised that you're so offended at such a simple and well known saying, its not even offensive, but I can see that its pointless me trying to reason otherwise. Sorry

I'm not even offended, I'm just pointing out that it's not funny and that it's racist. :V

Dunno why you keep trying to defend it, honestly.

Oh god I'm dying of laughter. For a second I saw the texture and was like "dildo sword thing? Dildo sword".

I should write a song called 'Dildo Sword'.

I can also personally attest that it does indeed make a good weapon. Actually a little surprisingly too good. If they had silicone back then, I bet people would have been making floppy, deathly clubs a couple hundred years ago.

I'm pretty sure it would turn the tides in any battle! Less casualties.
I'll be pretty honest that thing for its price looks really appealing.

Random question, but have you heard of a game called Hatoful Boyfriend?

It is pretty fucking great, it's also probably not quite so expensive in places that aren't Australia (sigh)

I have! I need to play it ;;

Good things cost money!

Aaaah, I just played it all the way through. It's not what you would expect honestly! But I loved it, and the character Nageki, I should make some fan art of him.
I heard another company is making one dating sim center around demons and creatures... I am waaay too interested in that one xD

I knowwwww ;;

Ahhhhhhh god yeah, I read a bit about it (I am so bad, always spoiling myself :x) but not too badly it sounds so amazing ;; yes! All the weird dating sims. I think there's one for bugs out atm too.

Oh wait wait, is one of the love interests a praying mantis? Cuz if it is, then it's the same one I was talking about, lol.
It's nice honestly to get to know people who do play these kinds of things, it makes me feel less weird!

that looks fucking amazing oh my god yes it's like someone took a blowdryer to a penis

it is totally awesome highly recommend A+ dildo. i like non-realistic looking dildos because the ones that look like actual human dicks are just horrifically ugly colours and shapes every single time

yeah realistic human dildos scare me tbh they're always just so ugly and unappealing x:

it's like people decide to choose the ugliest elements of a human penis and just turn them up to 11

Kinda want... I'd like the penis-part to be shaped a bit different, but definetely not realistic, they always look like chopped-off mannequin parts.

I was a little skeptical at first, but both parts are pretty great, honestly. The nice big insertable bulb sits really nice and secure, I kind of wish there was a way to get something that had a bulb andbase like that, but interchangeable or at least different penis-parts.

Ah yes, it's not ugly or anything, just my personal preference. :3 I don't care for spiral-y designs in dildos myself.
I was thinking that being able to change the dildo-part would be neat. Tho that would probably be pricy because no way different producers would make parts that would fit together. :>

That looks many more times more interesting than our feeldoe. Hmm. HMM I say.

I can personally attest that the shape and feel of the shares is so much better than the feel does. Better angles, less awkward to hold. More organic and prettier to boot.

An odd item 0,0, just when i thought i saw everything

WOW what a beautiful toy wowowow

AMAZING

No, seriously, it is

So pretty.

Wow that's.....beautiful!!! and so intimate and lovely and...wow!!