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12 years ago
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Wow that's a little wierd, *opens door and steps outside* AHHHHHHH, AHH AHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHFGFGH...
*SCENE SKIP FORWARD A BIT*
IT'S WINDY AND DRY. MY SINUSES, PLEASE NO, OH GOD MY HEAD. HUMIDITY 18%, 33 (now 40) MPH WINDS. OH NO IT'S 18% HUMIDITY IN THE HOUSE TOO.
THAT BIRD, OH GOD IT JUST GOT BLOWN INTO THE GROUND. MY GRILL FELL OVER.. GOD THE POWER WENT OUT I NEED TO LIGHT A FEW CANDLES AND GET MY FLASHLIGHT I'M SO SCARED. OH JESUS NOT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. MAYBE IF I STEAM SOME WATER IN THE HOUSE WE'LL BE OKAY. NO, THE NEIGHBORS.. THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER I CAN'T WATCH. WHERE'S MY GUN. THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD IN HERE, I HEAR VOICES AND *room suddenly turns into castle made of dead bodies trying to grab at* YOU KILLED THEM. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MOTHER NATURE, NOW YOU NEED TO DIEEEEE. THAT POSSESSED TREE JUST MAULED A FAMILY OF FOUR, THEY'RE TEARING PEOPLE TO PIECES..
HELP MEEEEE, HEEEEELP MEEEEE. *dramatic blank cut scene and music*
Coming to theaters December 18th "WINDY - Mother Nature's Brutal Vengeance. Inspired by a sketchy story at best
Actually it's really windy and dry here, and my head hurts and I saw a bird get blown into a dirt pile and my dog rolled around on the carpet and shocked me.
*SCENE SKIP FORWARD A BIT*
IT'S WINDY AND DRY. MY SINUSES, PLEASE NO, OH GOD MY HEAD. HUMIDITY 18%, 33 (now 40) MPH WINDS. OH NO IT'S 18% HUMIDITY IN THE HOUSE TOO.
THAT BIRD, OH GOD IT JUST GOT BLOWN INTO THE GROUND. MY GRILL FELL OVER.. GOD THE POWER WENT OUT I NEED TO LIGHT A FEW CANDLES AND GET MY FLASHLIGHT I'M SO SCARED. OH JESUS NOT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. MAYBE IF I STEAM SOME WATER IN THE HOUSE WE'LL BE OKAY. NO, THE NEIGHBORS.. THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER I CAN'T WATCH. WHERE'S MY GUN. THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD IN HERE, I HEAR VOICES AND *room suddenly turns into castle made of dead bodies trying to grab at* YOU KILLED THEM. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MOTHER NATURE, NOW YOU NEED TO DIEEEEE. THAT POSSESSED TREE JUST MAULED A FAMILY OF FOUR, THEY'RE TEARING PEOPLE TO PIECES..
HELP MEEEEE, HEEEEELP MEEEEE. *dramatic blank cut scene and music*
Coming to theaters December 18th "WINDY - Mother Nature's Brutal Vengeance. Inspired by a sketchy story at best
Actually it's really windy and dry here, and my head hurts and I saw a bird get blown into a dirt pile and my dog rolled around on the carpet and shocked me.
Also, it is amusing that your dog shocked you.