Was walking through the lounge when I caught a bit of what was on the TV in there. It was the after news current affair show, you know the ones where they chase dodgy tradesmen and insurance fraudsters through carparks yelling "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO HIDE?!!!", and tell you which mundane household object or daily activity will definitely kill you and your whole family (under a very particular set of circumstances).
Well anyway they introduced some elderly woman who'd been the victim of some sorta scam as a "retired Frenchwoman". My first thought was along the lines of "You can retire from being French?", followed by "Can I become Norwegian when I retire? I'd like to try that one out.".
So yeah, thats what my brain has just been doing. ;3