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This desk is horrendous (and other news, some TMI)
12 years ago
IT IS FINALLY MANGO SEASON I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR FOR YOU MY SWEET PRECIOUS DELICIOUS BABIES OF GLORIOUS GOLDEN JOY
Desk is still made of poo and still fucking up my hand. Tried changing chairs and it is a temporary solution for some things, but frankly the pain of sitting at my desk all day coupled with my legs and feet swelling up like angry balloons no matter how much I jig, exercise, stretch and massage them while at the desk is making it very, very hard to work on things.
I am going to try giving this crap another few days and continue with my hand exercises (it is slowly, very slowly, starting to get to the point where it is actually not in 24/7 pain) and the more time I take away from the computer is sadly the better. This frustrates me. I am wondering if I should try moving this to the other room and trying to see if I can use some of my books to make a crappy standing desk setup, but I have no idea if I'd be able to draw like that.
If not, I will experiment with laying it on the floor and drawing while sitting or laying on my bed. I'm sorry about all this stuff, it's been fucking unpredictable and driving me absolutely fucking crazy. This on top of the oppressively humid and hot weather has made me highly antisocial and very disinclined to talk or draw, and mostly I just sit either in the cold bath reading or wriggling around on my fucking bed trying to do floor exercises and stay in the fan without spontaniously combusting.
TMI TIEM
In other news, I have come into possession of a "SMALL" (see; larger around than my fucking wrist) bad dragon toy, the uncut studded dragon. Oh jeez. Oh dang. I cannot take more than 2 inches on my own, but my friend managed to get the whole fucking thing into me the other night and wow. woooow. dang. good feels. big stretch. It is good shit. Why the actual fuck is a small that humongous though, holy fucking crap. The head is probably the best part, I got it with a cumtube and having the open urethra is just fab for someone with a sounding fetish. The toy has become 'my' dick, it sits on my crotch all the time and leers at my housemate. It suits me I reckon. Big fat cock for a big fat man.
Also I am swearing because after having had to go to the fucking hospital for menstrual pain and 8 months straight of bleeding, a month after the doctor's appointment it has finally stopped bleeding and randomly stabbing me with excruciating pain and now is mysteriously well behaved. All before the gynocologist has gotten back to me. FML. I guess for now I'm just going to enjoy not bleeding from the crotch all the time and going through a fortune of tampons. For now.
Desk is still made of poo and still fucking up my hand. Tried changing chairs and it is a temporary solution for some things, but frankly the pain of sitting at my desk all day coupled with my legs and feet swelling up like angry balloons no matter how much I jig, exercise, stretch and massage them while at the desk is making it very, very hard to work on things.
I am going to try giving this crap another few days and continue with my hand exercises (it is slowly, very slowly, starting to get to the point where it is actually not in 24/7 pain) and the more time I take away from the computer is sadly the better. This frustrates me. I am wondering if I should try moving this to the other room and trying to see if I can use some of my books to make a crappy standing desk setup, but I have no idea if I'd be able to draw like that.
If not, I will experiment with laying it on the floor and drawing while sitting or laying on my bed. I'm sorry about all this stuff, it's been fucking unpredictable and driving me absolutely fucking crazy. This on top of the oppressively humid and hot weather has made me highly antisocial and very disinclined to talk or draw, and mostly I just sit either in the cold bath reading or wriggling around on my fucking bed trying to do floor exercises and stay in the fan without spontaniously combusting.
TMI TIEM
In other news, I have come into possession of a "SMALL" (see; larger around than my fucking wrist) bad dragon toy, the uncut studded dragon. Oh jeez. Oh dang. I cannot take more than 2 inches on my own, but my friend managed to get the whole fucking thing into me the other night and wow. woooow. dang. good feels. big stretch. It is good shit. Why the actual fuck is a small that humongous though, holy fucking crap. The head is probably the best part, I got it with a cumtube and having the open urethra is just fab for someone with a sounding fetish. The toy has become 'my' dick, it sits on my crotch all the time and leers at my housemate. It suits me I reckon. Big fat cock for a big fat man.
Also I am swearing because after having had to go to the fucking hospital for menstrual pain and 8 months straight of bleeding, a month after the doctor's appointment it has finally stopped bleeding and randomly stabbing me with excruciating pain and now is mysteriously well behaved. All before the gynocologist has gotten back to me. FML. I guess for now I'm just going to enjoy not bleeding from the crotch all the time and going through a fortune of tampons. For now.
I don't see the point of worrying; people vomiting and typing up long-winded rants isn't gonna effect you too much hon.
It's so much fun to respond scathingly to such rants, though!
But anyways. You saying you put it on your crotch and stare at your housemate put the image of you sneaking up on them and cockslapping them in their sleep.
They'll be very, very confused.
I was mildly beaten by friends in a playful, non hurtful way, and even I developed a flinch. It just sounds really scary.
but yes it is the insersion of objects into the urethra. It's name for the main tools associated with it, which are vibrating metal rods known as 'sounds'.