woofles

RONALDMCAWESOME

use this one lol

ANDSOISHALL

I need strobey goodness.

I'm so in. <3

GIT ON IT

YA SHITTIN?

YEAH DAD.

F5F5F5F5

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).

I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...

Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?

You act like it's crazy.

I, you know, being me - put it on everything. Hotdogs, cereal, casseroles, pizza...

YOU SHOULD TRY IT ITS AMAZIN.LOLOL

NOTNKX

I like my katsup

ketchup

cat...kchup.

I like peanut butter.

MIX KETCHUP AND SEMEN

WE 'AVE A WINNAH.

omg



WAIT WHAT HAPPEN TO SNOW

SNOW IS ON HIATUS.

FABULOUS.

FAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuuuullloooooooouuuuuuuuuussssssssss~

I could stare at it all day hun

NO USE THIS ONE

F5F5F5

no use this one

MINE'S BETTER