Thank you Democrats....

For taking back Congress...

For allowing abortion...

For destroying our jobs...

For destroying our future in space...

And for serving our country on a silver platter to Terrorists...

Thank you.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why

I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it's not so bad,

it's not so bad...