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People I Don't Trust
17 years ago
Anyone named Alvin. They're usually cocks.
Tufted mice. They're a bunch of tits.
Norwegian guys named Ars. They're completely backwards.
Guys named Marco in Polo shorts. Obviously.
Girls named Sherry. They're sweet, but they ask too many questions and require high proof.
People who play lyres. They're all two-faced.
Anyone who's low-key. They keep trying to stab me with mistletoe.
People who lisp and complain loudly about being sore from the gym, like they're some sort of Norse god.
More as I think of them.
Tufted mice. They're a bunch of tits.
Norwegian guys named Ars. They're completely backwards.
Guys named Marco in Polo shorts. Obviously.
Girls named Sherry. They're sweet, but they ask too many questions and require high proof.
People who play lyres. They're all two-faced.
Anyone who's low-key. They keep trying to stab me with mistletoe.
People who lisp and complain loudly about being sore from the gym, like they're some sort of Norse god.
More as I think of them.
