its probably the season but I have the idea for a gritty holiday crime noir murder mystery

so lets see if you guys think this might be interesting...

a man is found dead, police rule it an accident, but a member of his family don't believe that. so they hire our protagonist to investigate the case.

the detective in this case is Halloween, I'm thinking the victim might be the april fool, with his sobbing girl friend the Tooth fairy being the one who hires Hal. Christmas is going to be a schizophrenic mafia don with 2 distinct personalities, Chris the warm hearted philanthropist with interests in a large number of businesses city wide and X cynical one out to make a buck at any cost shilling shallow pleasures to the masses and over seeing the criminal enterprises, or maybe they should be brothers.

Valentine is a rival criminal syndicate muscling in on the Mas turf with her hitman Cupid,

I'm thinking of making Mothers day either into a hooker with a heart of gold, or a madame it could work both ways Thanks giving might be the police chief, a big fat guy looking for the easiest solution prone to afternoon naps

I kinda wanna pull in a hitman named Sandman, and Labor day be a mafia leg breaker, and i don't think it'll stick strictly to holidays (since I have mention sandman, cupid and tooth fairy) but it could be fun

what do you folk think?