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"Borrowed" this one from 
marcothecat
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
At the moment, I sleep upstairs where there's only one closet downstairs.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I could. My mother usually does that.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Can't tell.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I wanna try that. If it's a stop sign, i'd add it with "Hammertime". LOL
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
And I wanna draw on it too.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
It's a rare thing to have coupons.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Exit, pursued by a bear. A hot hairy sweaty hunky musky beefy down-to-earth sensual sweet huggable bear.
8: Do you have freckles?
No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Sometimes.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
As a perfectionist, everything out of order and out of detail.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes, but not always.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Where there's a song stuck in your head and there's no music on, there's a way.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No. I'm kinda more or less of a steward towards my art supplies.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Confidential, but no one.
17: What size is your bed?
Single.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Haven't turned on the music yet.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Forget modern western mentality. Pink was and always be meant for men.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Does My Little Pony and The Legend of Korra count?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
I can't even count them.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Spiritually, just read Matthew 6:19-21
Physically, in my garden.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
Pant size 31.
If I were a girl, I could go B-cup.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Mayonnaise. I also dip my fries in it. Yeah, I got the inner soul of a Dutch too...
Don't get the reference, mutherf***er? Is there an English word for "what"?
25: What is your favorite food?
Say "What" again...
Pasta and fried chicken.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Artist, The Great Gatsby, Tangled, you know what? Basically every 1990s Disney movie.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My mom.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yes, but not without glamour.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
When I was a kid writing to Santa. No joke.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Haven't drove a car yet.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Haven't drove a car yet. And speeding laws in my country differ than yours.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
In a car, no, I don't drive yet..
In my body, never had. I'm kinda hyper.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Clubhouse, and cheeseburgers.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Rice isn't rice without hotdogs, eggs and pork and beans.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
It could be between midnight and dawn, if there are no classes.
37: Are you lazy?
As a cat, yes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I never dressed for Halloween. I only helped setting up bouquets and candles and bring them to the cemetery the day after that. It's like a date with the dead.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I'm a rooster, not a dick.
40: Are you horny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJFXL52U0w
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. What's a lincoln log? I'm Furrypino, for the love of Juan!
43: Are you stubborn?
Yes.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't watch late night TV. I'm stuck in the computer. Sorry.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Here's a reason why I don't watch those overly cliched, celebrity-endorsed, misnomered shows:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4438844/
46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of falling.
47: Do you sing in the car?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Mostly, but yes.
49: Do you dance in the car?
Hmm, maybe...
50: Ever used a gun?
No.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Officially for my college yearbook.
Other times, it's during school festivals.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
In my opinion, no.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes, but fun.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
No. They're like dumplings, right?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Buko.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
My mind changes that every year when I think of it. During kindergarten, I wanted to be a lawyer. At elementary, I wanted to be an artist. But then since I can tell that there's little to no function on using your hobbies as an occupation, I either chose graphic design or fashion design.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
noooo
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Didn’t you just ask me that?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Used to. Wanna take it again.
60: Wear slippers?
Sometimes. But at home, it's Tarantino style.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No bath robe. But one wants to buy one that's in fine Chinese silk with a velvet carpet trim. It's sincere.
62: What do you wear to bed?
shirt and shorts
63: First concert?
Dunno. The recent one I can remember was a local band at campus during 2010.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
SM City. Never heard of that? Then you're not a furrypino.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Converse, and Hush Puppies.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
That bag of air you call Lays.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Both.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Are they French?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
I take my own dance lessons, no matter how ridiculous it gets.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Idonotgiveadamnaboutsharingcertainconfidentialstuffology
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
No. But I won at a quiz bee.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Give me something I have ever dreamed of and see the results.
74: Own any record albums?
My ancestral house does.
75: Own a record player?
Same as above
76: Regularly burn incense?
No.
77: Ever been in love?
…
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Every. Epic. Rock. Band.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
During my freshman year I guess.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Iced.
81: Tea or coffee?
EL CAFÉ! and CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles are cuter and more flavourful than sugar. For me, it's always chocolate chip.
83: Can you swim well?
Define "well".
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. Something I learned from swimming class.
85: Are you patient?
Mmmmmmaybe?... Can we go to the next quesion please...
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Can it be DJ Band?
87: Ever won a contest?
Does singing contest and quiz bee count? I haven't tried on nationwide contests yet.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Neither.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
I live in a warmer country, so there's no need.
92: Do you want to get married?
*pulls string* Magic conch says maybe someday.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A
94: Who was your HS crush?
Can't tell. I once had a crush on a girl. But when I had these gender confused thingie, it was with guys.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Fuck no. I wish I could cry when I needed to cry though
96: Do you have kids?
I'm still 20.
97: Do you want kids?
Nahhhhh
98: Whats your favorite color?
Orange
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
my parents and my college classmates who are now on OJT someplace around the Furrypines.
marcothecat1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
At the moment, I sleep upstairs where there's only one closet downstairs.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I could. My mother usually does that.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Can't tell.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I wanna try that. If it's a stop sign, i'd add it with "Hammertime". LOL
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
And I wanna draw on it too.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
It's a rare thing to have coupons.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Exit, pursued by a bear. A hot hairy sweaty hunky musky beefy down-to-earth sensual sweet huggable bear.
8: Do you have freckles?
No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Sometimes.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
As a perfectionist, everything out of order and out of detail.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes, but not always.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Where there's a song stuck in your head and there's no music on, there's a way.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No. I'm kinda more or less of a steward towards my art supplies.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Confidential, but no one.
17: What size is your bed?
Single.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Haven't turned on the music yet.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Forget modern western mentality. Pink was and always be meant for men.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Does My Little Pony and The Legend of Korra count?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
I can't even count them.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Spiritually, just read Matthew 6:19-21
Physically, in my garden.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
Pant size 31.
If I were a girl, I could go B-cup.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Mayonnaise. I also dip my fries in it. Yeah, I got the inner soul of a Dutch too...
Don't get the reference, mutherf***er? Is there an English word for "what"?
25: What is your favorite food?
Say "What" again...
Pasta and fried chicken.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Artist, The Great Gatsby, Tangled, you know what? Basically every 1990s Disney movie.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My mom.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yes, but not without glamour.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
When I was a kid writing to Santa. No joke.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Haven't drove a car yet.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Haven't drove a car yet. And speeding laws in my country differ than yours.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
In a car, no, I don't drive yet..
In my body, never had. I'm kinda hyper.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Clubhouse, and cheeseburgers.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Rice isn't rice without hotdogs, eggs and pork and beans.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
It could be between midnight and dawn, if there are no classes.
37: Are you lazy?
As a cat, yes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I never dressed for Halloween. I only helped setting up bouquets and candles and bring them to the cemetery the day after that. It's like a date with the dead.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I'm a rooster, not a dick.
40: Are you horny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJFXL52U0w
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. What's a lincoln log? I'm Furrypino, for the love of Juan!
43: Are you stubborn?
Yes.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I don't watch late night TV. I'm stuck in the computer. Sorry.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Here's a reason why I don't watch those overly cliched, celebrity-endorsed, misnomered shows:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4438844/
46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of falling.
47: Do you sing in the car?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Mostly, but yes.
49: Do you dance in the car?
Hmm, maybe...
50: Ever used a gun?
No.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Officially for my college yearbook.
Other times, it's during school festivals.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
In my opinion, no.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes, but fun.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
No. They're like dumplings, right?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Buko.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
My mind changes that every year when I think of it. During kindergarten, I wanted to be a lawyer. At elementary, I wanted to be an artist. But then since I can tell that there's little to no function on using your hobbies as an occupation, I either chose graphic design or fashion design.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
noooo
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Didn’t you just ask me that?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Used to. Wanna take it again.
60: Wear slippers?
Sometimes. But at home, it's Tarantino style.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No bath robe. But one wants to buy one that's in fine Chinese silk with a velvet carpet trim. It's sincere.
62: What do you wear to bed?
shirt and shorts
63: First concert?
Dunno. The recent one I can remember was a local band at campus during 2010.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
SM City. Never heard of that? Then you're not a furrypino.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Converse, and Hush Puppies.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
That bag of air you call Lays.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Both.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Are they French?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
I take my own dance lessons, no matter how ridiculous it gets.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Idonotgiveadamnaboutsharingcertainconfidentialstuffology
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
No. But I won at a quiz bee.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Give me something I have ever dreamed of and see the results.
74: Own any record albums?
My ancestral house does.
75: Own a record player?
Same as above
76: Regularly burn incense?
No.
77: Ever been in love?
…
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Every. Epic. Rock. Band.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
During my freshman year I guess.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Iced.
81: Tea or coffee?
EL CAFÉ! and CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles are cuter and more flavourful than sugar. For me, it's always chocolate chip.
83: Can you swim well?
Define "well".
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. Something I learned from swimming class.
85: Are you patient?
Mmmmmmaybe?... Can we go to the next quesion please...
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Can it be DJ Band?
87: Ever won a contest?
Does singing contest and quiz bee count? I haven't tried on nationwide contests yet.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Neither.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
I live in a warmer country, so there's no need.
92: Do you want to get married?
*pulls string* Magic conch says maybe someday.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A
94: Who was your HS crush?
Can't tell. I once had a crush on a girl. But when I had these gender confused thingie, it was with guys.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Fuck no. I wish I could cry when I needed to cry though
96: Do you have kids?
I'm still 20.
97: Do you want kids?
Nahhhhh
98: Whats your favorite color?
Orange
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
my parents and my college classmates who are now on OJT someplace around the Furrypines.
