I really don't like Christmas that much TO BE HONEST. I mean, I hate shopping, I hate spending money! I don't like getting gifts because I feel guilty about it! Also I don't want to add to my clutter. I've had jobs that involved NONFUN christmas activities! My family is kind of WEIRD. Santa's kind of gross. Most Christmas decorations are gawdy and ugly. Green and red together SUCKS. Christmas music sucks ass. Basically, it's retail hell. What I don't understand is why a nation that is supposedly bible following would allow its big holiday to turn into a commercial nightmare. Why aren't Christians protesting Walmart for letting their employees get trampled? I'm sure if Jesus saw line out the door of a retail store for his birthday he would frown a lot.


So the thing i like most about Christmas is the CHRISTMAS BONDAGE. If you didn't already know I was into this shit, I'm sorry you had to find out like this. It's more fun to find out when my suitcase opens and ropes spill out everywhere, and I blush and say "heh heh" like Rocko. Then you give me that look like "Oh, he must like construction". Meanwhile the whole airport is in bondage and I'm sipping tea.

Anyway, here's some Christmas bondage I really like: (These links are all NOT SAFE FOR CHURCH)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4987916/ By Nanimoose: Probably one of my favorites! This reindeer has a glowing DICK and a glowing nose! So you know he is getting exploited like crazy. And then he's NAKED and in PUBLIC and NANI is whipping the shit out of him, it's just terrible. He looks like he's come to terms with it. This probably happens every year! Nani is just whipping him for fun too, I mean he's obviously trying his best. This picture kind of destroys my brain.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9478980/ By Aggrobadger. This is so fucking cute, clothed lady and nude bound guy, fucking good times! What happens next? PROBABLY NOTHING, HE NEVER GETS UNTIED. Not to mention Aggrobadger does great anatomy and poses!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/7096433/ by Van-weasel. OH look, poor me. All exposed to the elements getting forced to do things wearing a harness! YUP. What a life.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5022382/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5022394/ - by XimonR - A 2 page comic that is Safe for Synogogue! Just toony present-getting followed by contraption bondage followed by foot tickling! Cute as fuck. You can hang this one up! Grandma will just think you like comics. NO ONE WILL SUSPECT!


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4878051/ - by Sefeiren Here's one of Rudolph just left in the snow. It's fucked up with they do to Rudolph, these other reindeer. I think everyone on FA has already looked at this image, so never mind.


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9498312/ - a good one by MORHLIS. Santa is just a DOUCHE here. I mean, why would he do this ? Also, why has he locked up the right doggy in chastity and muzzled him, but not the left doggy? Maybe he felt like being meaner to that one. Perhaps the earings made him do it. Either way, the characters don't seem too concerned. The whole thing has a classic feel to it, like it was a Christmas card in the 20's. The murring 20's.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4988082/ LASTLY - a picture by Arkanis with fursuit bondage! Oh! My favorite! I'm not sure if this is even Christmas related besides the fact that his muzzle tie is red and it says "Christmas" in the keywords. Further investigation should be taken.

I looked up Hanukkah Bondage and nothing came up, SORRY Jewfurs.

What's your favorite Christmas BDSM?