Have the perfect Christmas.
The perfect gift.
The perfect hair.
The perfect body.
The perfect teeth.
The perfect family.
The perfect sex.

...ugh.

It's all about perfection, and it annoys me greatly.

People constantly worry about whether they're perfect or not. Who cares?

You're all awesome.

Companies, however, insist you're flawed. Imperfect in one way or another.
The only way to fix that? Buy their product!

Sigh.