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Begone 2013! Hello 2014!
12 years ago
Let's make 2013 the year of fails, and welcome 2014 as a fresh start for all!
Hereunder you'll find one of the ultimate fails of 2013!
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This underlying text was taken from a Dutch website and this letter, and translated for you all to read how stupid some people are when living in a bible belt/bible inbred town, read the critique of the church and especially the reactions it got.
In the Dutch town of Zaltbommel on some Sundays it's allowed to open up shop,and because of this the Christian wankers directly grab their pens to URGENTLY ask not to open on Sunday because if you do, you'll face the wrath of God, because he also had an opinion, albeit 2000 years ago. Anyway , the standard chatter of religious madness passes in the letter, which was thrown on Facebook by a shopkeeper. Just threaten with God, yes, that will impress people who work hard to earn extra cash. After the Dutch cabinet the churches act like bloodthirsty wolves against enterprise owners with their little opinions and archaic laws. Ugh... Let's analyze the arguments. And laugh about it. Because Jesus Christ, when it comes to arguing the christians are a crazy lot.
First of all, because God gave us one day to rest in one week. This one day is given by Him to honor Him. To this, the Lord even promises His blessing. You will understand that on this day opening stores does not fit.
Ah, the Biblical bullshit. Including religious threat in the final sentence. Because you will understand that the Lord will take measures against you if you go against the prehistoric will of the Lord. Shall we say that arguments based on an ancient, fabricated together with crap, filled with the fantasies of a bunch of religious schizophrenics and unprovable 'faith' does not apply when we are talking about mature things ? Okay? Thanks.
In addition, we all live in a busy and hurried time. In our present time, due to the enormous time pressure, many people work too much or get a burnout. This is why it's so good to have a collective day off. One day a week the entire community can take a break, and then start again with a new week on Monday.
And this has to be the sunday because the Bible says so? Oh, wait: the Bible says it's Saturday. So if the Christian sheep can deviate from their own biblical dictate, why can't the rest of the 'community'? The individualistic, independent and free thinking people of 2014? Please die, delusion!
What most Christians mean with 'community' here is a mindless flock of bleating sheep who will do everything the pastor says in fear of this wrath of God. Get lost with this kind of community! We can decide for ourselves when, where and how we will take our rest.
Taking about the pastor: Doesn't he get paid to work on Sunday? Or is this just another one of those exceptions the Christians make for themselves when it suits them?
As if working on a sunday will lead to a tsunami of burn-outs. No, of course not! In fact, a lot of people find shopping in their free time relaxing! This assumption has as much to do with reality as the dream that Jesus walked over water, has risen from the dead, and that God even exists.
Also, when you open up shop on a Sunday, there's a risk that uneven competition between shops will rise. There are shop owners who will not open shop for principal reasons. But for the small shop owners it's very difficult, even impossible to work 7 days a week. Because of your decision these people will be driven into a corner. This also applies for the employees who do not wish to work on Sundays. On top of that, the contradictions within a community will be enforced because of this.
Ah, the crux. What they REALLY mean to say is that their OWN trading stock is in jeopardy! And do not place your mitts on the trading stock of a rich, frugal and industrious christian shop owner, who can decide on his own free will (oh, the irony!) not to open shop on a Sunday. They're afraid that their trade will be getting less income because of this. So they call it 'unequal competition', but that's only because they themselves are so stiff and stubborn by clinging to a religious code that makes no sense. That's your OWN fault, so tough titties...
Sunday opening scarcely leads to an increase in sales, it's just distributed differently at most, while costs have increased.
Huh? But, um, you tried to point out in the aforementioned argument that it could pose a risk of increase in unequal competition. Now you say the complete OPPOSITE. Gosh, a christian nut that contradicts itself , what are the odds?. Your arguments, dear Christians, are a collection of fails and blunders. Go home, do your moronic religious thing, but do not bother the rest of the world with this.
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I just laughed, and had to share this with you lot to point out how silly some people are.
Ofcourse, take this with a pinch of salt, and if you're offended, well, I can't help it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
Hereunder you'll find one of the ultimate fails of 2013!
---
This underlying text was taken from a Dutch website and this letter, and translated for you all to read how stupid some people are when living in a bible belt/bible inbred town, read the critique of the church and especially the reactions it got.
In the Dutch town of Zaltbommel on some Sundays it's allowed to open up shop,and because of this the Christian wankers directly grab their pens to URGENTLY ask not to open on Sunday because if you do, you'll face the wrath of God, because he also had an opinion, albeit 2000 years ago. Anyway , the standard chatter of religious madness passes in the letter, which was thrown on Facebook by a shopkeeper. Just threaten with God, yes, that will impress people who work hard to earn extra cash. After the Dutch cabinet the churches act like bloodthirsty wolves against enterprise owners with their little opinions and archaic laws. Ugh... Let's analyze the arguments. And laugh about it. Because Jesus Christ, when it comes to arguing the christians are a crazy lot.
First of all, because God gave us one day to rest in one week. This one day is given by Him to honor Him. To this, the Lord even promises His blessing. You will understand that on this day opening stores does not fit.
Ah, the Biblical bullshit. Including religious threat in the final sentence. Because you will understand that the Lord will take measures against you if you go against the prehistoric will of the Lord. Shall we say that arguments based on an ancient, fabricated together with crap, filled with the fantasies of a bunch of religious schizophrenics and unprovable 'faith' does not apply when we are talking about mature things ? Okay? Thanks.
In addition, we all live in a busy and hurried time. In our present time, due to the enormous time pressure, many people work too much or get a burnout. This is why it's so good to have a collective day off. One day a week the entire community can take a break, and then start again with a new week on Monday.
And this has to be the sunday because the Bible says so? Oh, wait: the Bible says it's Saturday. So if the Christian sheep can deviate from their own biblical dictate, why can't the rest of the 'community'? The individualistic, independent and free thinking people of 2014? Please die, delusion!
What most Christians mean with 'community' here is a mindless flock of bleating sheep who will do everything the pastor says in fear of this wrath of God. Get lost with this kind of community! We can decide for ourselves when, where and how we will take our rest.
Taking about the pastor: Doesn't he get paid to work on Sunday? Or is this just another one of those exceptions the Christians make for themselves when it suits them?
As if working on a sunday will lead to a tsunami of burn-outs. No, of course not! In fact, a lot of people find shopping in their free time relaxing! This assumption has as much to do with reality as the dream that Jesus walked over water, has risen from the dead, and that God even exists.
Also, when you open up shop on a Sunday, there's a risk that uneven competition between shops will rise. There are shop owners who will not open shop for principal reasons. But for the small shop owners it's very difficult, even impossible to work 7 days a week. Because of your decision these people will be driven into a corner. This also applies for the employees who do not wish to work on Sundays. On top of that, the contradictions within a community will be enforced because of this.
Ah, the crux. What they REALLY mean to say is that their OWN trading stock is in jeopardy! And do not place your mitts on the trading stock of a rich, frugal and industrious christian shop owner, who can decide on his own free will (oh, the irony!) not to open shop on a Sunday. They're afraid that their trade will be getting less income because of this. So they call it 'unequal competition', but that's only because they themselves are so stiff and stubborn by clinging to a religious code that makes no sense. That's your OWN fault, so tough titties...
Sunday opening scarcely leads to an increase in sales, it's just distributed differently at most, while costs have increased.
Huh? But, um, you tried to point out in the aforementioned argument that it could pose a risk of increase in unequal competition. Now you say the complete OPPOSITE. Gosh, a christian nut that contradicts itself , what are the odds?. Your arguments, dear Christians, are a collection of fails and blunders. Go home, do your moronic religious thing, but do not bother the rest of the world with this.
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I just laughed, and had to share this with you lot to point out how silly some people are.
Ofcourse, take this with a pinch of salt, and if you're offended, well, I can't help it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
And yes, Saturday is the Sabbath, the day of worship and the seventh day as spoken in Genesis...but you know what...Saturday is a play day so we're all too busy to take a day off then, lets do it sunday...thats a day that American football is on and American Idol...so we can stay home and take that day. It's sick. Those that oppress through religion, you'll have your day coming...you wait...it's not what God ever intended.
Did I mention you're my hero now? ;)