almost went to the pokey, but a well lit cigarette averted my fate

got food poisoning from some turkey dinner shit that resulted in violent 4am projectile vomiting

didnt get that big booty ho i asked for

AND i got stood up to go see the hobbit in 3d at the imax

fuck you santa claus, you better make new years a lot better

other general shit about whats been happening lately:

my alternator took a shit, so i have to push the van around every street cleaning day at 6am in the morning

i am fairly sure i have diabeetus, and possibly pneumonia

my left hand shakes uncontrollably sometimes for no apparent reason, and my back is in constant throbbing pain

oh and life is shit

2014 here we come!