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Congratulations Dreich!
12 years ago
The contest is finished and the winner is 
Dreich
Thank you all for your submissions, keep an eye out for more contests in the future (although I'm not exactly sure when).
I am running a TMI contest! Running from when this post goes live until January 2, 2014, 5:00 AM Eastern Standard Time (EST)
If you win the contest, I will be buying you a subscription to
Rukis and 
Myenia's adult mailing list - Menagerie. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5371277/
You'll receive the subscription at no cost to you.
With that as the prize, please only enter if you want to, and are able to, win the prize. If you're unable/unwilling to view such content or you already have your own subscription, please do not enter.
To enter, ask a question in this journal, TMI, and the one that makes me laugh the hardest of all the questions submitted before the deadline will win. Each person can submit as many questions as they like.
Ask away! ^\\\^
*EDIT*
Just a note, a number of the questions asked so far are not applicable, because, they can not be considered, in even a loose interpretation to be a TMI question, which was in the original rules.
Also, just to add, even though I haven't seen anyone do it yet, anything in a reply to a comment won't count, so when the time comes to close the contest it'll make it easier for me to go through the answers.
As we wait, I'm going to perhaps answer some of the questions that are within the rules. If your comment get a reply, it doesn't mean it won, but it is in the running and can win.
Thanks! ^_^
DreichThank you all for your submissions, keep an eye out for more contests in the future (although I'm not exactly sure when).
I am running a TMI contest! Running from when this post goes live until January 2, 2014, 5:00 AM Eastern Standard Time (EST)
If you win the contest, I will be buying you a subscription to
Rukis and 
Myenia's adult mailing list - Menagerie. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5371277/You'll receive the subscription at no cost to you.
With that as the prize, please only enter if you want to, and are able to, win the prize. If you're unable/unwilling to view such content or you already have your own subscription, please do not enter.
To enter, ask a question in this journal, TMI, and the one that makes me laugh the hardest of all the questions submitted before the deadline will win. Each person can submit as many questions as they like.
Ask away! ^\\\^
*EDIT*
Just a note, a number of the questions asked so far are not applicable, because, they can not be considered, in even a loose interpretation to be a TMI question, which was in the original rules.
Also, just to add, even though I haven't seen anyone do it yet, anything in a reply to a comment won't count, so when the time comes to close the contest it'll make it easier for me to go through the answers.
As we wait, I'm going to perhaps answer some of the questions that are within the rules. If your comment get a reply, it doesn't mean it won, but it is in the running and can win.
Thanks! ^_^
I'll be sending you a note shortly.
under our clothes
we're all naked?
You can't tuna fish...
Courtsey of my five year old.
Do you know what kind of milk is in tres leches (Cake made with 3 kinds of milk)? Cow Milk, Goat Milk, and Bull Milk.
If two guys have sex, can they still call a "No Homo"?
*starts doing math* I'll have to get back to you . . . . Right after I take care of something.
(So.. Whatcha fapping to? :P)
As for the other one, I don't often say things when I climax, I usually moan . . . loudly.
Hypothetically speaking, I would have to go with the clowns, just because I hate smoke and smoking.
If you could have any anthro character made into a fuckable body pillow, who would it be? The catch is you have to do it in front of the author of the story the character is from :P
In general, anyway. Other unexpected possibilities may alter that.
A response for Luther is fine too...
(Sorry for my English)
Then play dumb, and act like I'm THE Amon, until the mistress came in. Woo woo woo woo woo! *runs away*
Don't you hate that awkward moment when one of your murder victims is still alive, the police whom came over to ask you a few questions hear the surviving victim, they tear down the wall and reveal that last remaining victim and all the others that you successfully murdered?
It's soo hard to come up with random tmi questions :O
D:
If I were in the middle of nowhere, other animals would really be my only option.
Although . . . I would be gentle.
Heeee.
<3
And when he is imprisoned for it, and then manages to escape. What do the police say to the press?
That there is a small medium at large?!
If I caught you masturbating, would you look me in the eyes and finish or fake falling asleep from epilepsy because you got a boner?
Have you ever farted upon orgasm?
Do you think genital piercings look like a blind man shot a nail through someone's crotch or is it just me?
If you were a cow and you laughed, would milk squirt out your nose?
2) I would wonder how you got in my room.
3) No.
4) Not all, but some.
Some warriors and guards every once in a while, if you want to consider them domestic military.
Would you rather have sex with a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
Sex on a ship, just plain awkward, or use the 'motion of the ocean' to help you thrust? XD In which case, would stormy seas be preferable, or just make you sick?
2) I don't believe either of those options would pay very well.
3) Too rocky would make things too difficult. I have never had sex on a ship, so I'm afraid I don't know for sure.
GAY JOKE IN AND OF ITSELF...
so hopeless
My mother once asked me if i waxed my balls
Has the, um, volume of their activities been a problem for you? Depending on where it goes, obviously.
If a customer wants you to decide the sex act, position, etc. - what do you prefer to do, given the choice. Could be different answer for male or female customer, of course.
Any customers that have been large enough to permanently damage anything? Anything other than just your self esteem I mean.
That was bad -sits in the corner-
When dealing with canine customers, how often does it happen that you guys get "stuck"? Because that's totally knot funny.
*BRICKED// I suck at puns, sry. :P
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Thank you for playing!