So I'm just herpin and derpin in 2014.
But I'm debating changing my human suit's hairstyle. I keep wanting to do a mohawk but I have all of these scars on my noggin so it's like... Nah. And my human suit keeps losing weight and then gaining weight. It's really weird.

I guess my resolution is... staying alive?
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around, since I was born

And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York times' effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose

You know it's all right, it's okay
I'll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The New York times' effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
Stayin' alive

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive~!