that there exists a young man in North America with two relatively large, perfectly functional, and not misshapen-in-any-way dicks.
(there are pictures if you're curious but they might make you extremely jealous if you're a dude, or even if you're not)

What's particularly neat is that he's totally chill about them like "Yeah I piss out of both, i just hold them in one hand when i go to the bathroom" but i guess if you're born with it you just have to live with what you got.

I dunno, I wanna get this guy a fursona something fierce. :UUU he's like an irl shark