It has been twenty-six turns around the celestial star, riding upon this ever spinning ball of rock and water and various other elements, which so graciously spawned the organisms upon which our ancestral path began their journey to the creatures we have become today.

I am grateful for each and every one that I experience, as it would be one more that I would never have believed I would survive this harsh reality beyond eighteen, for various unspecified reasons.

Rejoice, and partake in beverages crafted from fine fruits and other diverse varieties if you so prefer. Indeed, I may even provide a delicious pastry of either chocolate or vanilla, to sate the cravings for sweet confections that often occurs with this annual celebration and share these delightful acquisitions with friends.

In other words,
Hey guys, it's mah birthday again. Happy to be here. Gonna have some cake and maybe some drinks with the people I live with. Woo.