I had it coming...
11 years ago
File this story under "I should have known better":
Me: *taking my ferret, Molly, out of her cage to hold for a while*
Molly: *squirms to get free*
Me: *holds onto ferret* No you don't, girl, you're not allowed to romp around in the living room.
Molly: *squiiiiiiiiiiiiiirm*
Me: C'mon, cut it out. You're not getting out of my arms.
Molly: *pee*
Me: -.-
Molly: *stops squirming*
Me: *taking my ferret, Molly, out of her cage to hold for a while*
Molly: *squirms to get free*
Me: *holds onto ferret* No you don't, girl, you're not allowed to romp around in the living room.
Molly: *squiiiiiiiiiiiiiirm*
Me: C'mon, cut it out. You're not getting out of my arms.
Molly: *pee*
Me: -.-
Molly: *stops squirming*
:D
We have a little poodle/terrier mix that has some of the same issues - she always wants to go outside and chase the squirrels, and eventually, we lock her inside.
Until she has to pee - and acts exactly the same as when she wants to go out and chase the squirrels. Guess what happens?