good characters: la la la, its the most wonderful time... of the year

*screen goes black then S shows up*

S: feel sick? me too i hate this time of year what happened? just a few weeks ago people were buying disembodied heads! now we're all loving and giving?

kyu-chi: beh humbug fuck santa up his happy ass!

onix: we are bringing twisted back this year

S: to help make the love and joy of this time of year DIE we have talked crypt into telling some new stories and the next P.O.F is in the works so get all warm and toasty by the fire

kyu-chi: and toast your fav warm snack

onix: this is a good time to use those disembodied heads *wink*

S: and get lost in the darkness again remember the best gift of all... is the gift of evil!

crypt: and to help you get in the mood just look at your new friends at http://www.twistedambience.com