Sex Meme [NSFW Journal]
12 years ago
Taken from RoanLycan
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ja, TechnoFluffball.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mm at Night but Im flexible.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side [which is closer to the Door]
4. Do you masturbate?
Wha? no no I don't * shifty innocent puppy eyes*
Ahem all honesty Yeah of course.
5. How often? Lately?
Eh not often and not in a couple weeks.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yeah.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Read it yeah cause dude who doesn't like some Anime Hentai? or Fuzzbutt porn. *this is a mildly sarcastic statement*
other people no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
mm Both
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
mmhm TechnoFluffball
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
no I only know Chumbucket in RL
13. Would you choose love or money?
mmm if I have to choose then Love otherwise Both.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Being tied up, Master/Pet, Roleplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah tho I don't speak of it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
mm so far I'd have to say My Room on New Years.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The Floor of the Bathroom
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, wouldn't really wanna go to one either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Uhm, no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Lolno.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. What's your sexual preference?
Well lets check * sticks hand into pants* welp seems Im a woman physically and I do love the ladies so... I guess that makes me as Gay as a Gay Pride Parade <3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
just some Bracelets, t-shirts and headphones [it was spencers so it still counts as an adult store]
30. Do you own any sex toys?
no
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
nOPE
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No lol
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, but not in the last couple years.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Used too, But I first off grew out of it and secondly It just doesn't interest me anymore.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
mmm if its one sided then No otherwise yeah kinda.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm let me get back to you on that.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus definitely.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
mmm slightly but not really, tho I prefer not to speak of it at all.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I dunno
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ja, TechnoFluffball.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mm at Night but Im flexible.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side [which is closer to the Door]
4. Do you masturbate?
Wha? no no I don't * shifty innocent puppy eyes*
Ahem all honesty Yeah of course.
5. How often? Lately?
Eh not often and not in a couple weeks.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yeah.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Read it yeah cause dude who doesn't like some Anime Hentai? or Fuzzbutt porn. *this is a mildly sarcastic statement*
other people no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
mm Both
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
mmhm TechnoFluffball
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
no I only know Chumbucket in RL
13. Would you choose love or money?
mmm if I have to choose then Love otherwise Both.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Being tied up, Master/Pet, Roleplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah tho I don't speak of it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
mm so far I'd have to say My Room on New Years.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The Floor of the Bathroom
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, wouldn't really wanna go to one either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Uhm, no.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Lolno.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. What's your sexual preference?
Well lets check * sticks hand into pants* welp seems Im a woman physically and I do love the ladies so... I guess that makes me as Gay as a Gay Pride Parade <3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
just some Bracelets, t-shirts and headphones [it was spencers so it still counts as an adult store]
30. Do you own any sex toys?
no
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
nOPE
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No lol
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, but not in the last couple years.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Used too, But I first off grew out of it and secondly It just doesn't interest me anymore.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
mmm if its one sided then No otherwise yeah kinda.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm let me get back to you on that.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus definitely.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
mmm slightly but not really, tho I prefer not to speak of it at all.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I dunno
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