Stolen from  wolf-mutt

What's your real name?
Caleb. You're not gonna get my last name.

How tall are you?
5'11"

What's your natural hair color?
idfk light brown? I think. Every time I say something someone says otherwise.

What's your eye color?
idfk I'm colorblind. I'm told it's ice blue though.

What's your orientation?
Straight

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Happily taken

What do you do in your spare time?
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

What's your job or occupation?
Sitting on my ass bitching about how nothing near me hires minors.

What do you like about yourself?
My friends (if that counts)

What do you dislike about yourself?
Myself

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't know. Me? This is an odd question.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I don't really care to know. I'll find out when I die.

Do you drink?
You betcha

Do you smoke?
Cigs? Lolno. I'm too much of a prissy bastard to stand the smell.

What are your major fears?
Being alone, drowning, public speaking, clowns, yer mum. The usual fears.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to figure everything out.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Too many.

Who's your best buddy?
Assuming my girlfriend doesn't count, hands down, it's  snapback.

What's your favorite dish?
I've got this one Star Wars plate that I've had since I was little. Has Anakin and Sebulba podracing on it. I always used to eat mac and cheese on it when I was little and yeah. Guess that's the favorite dish I have. idfk why you'd want to know that but...

What's your favorite drink?
DR. MUTHAFUCKING PEPPER

What's your favorite color?
Hi am colorblind. So, grey? Nah, I like slightly darker shade of gray better.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Ability to have all superpowers gg

What's your favorite movie?
Hm. Never really thought about it. Probably Jim Henson's Labrynth or something.

What's your least favorite food?
FUCKING TOMATOES MAN. LIKE GODDAMN SLIMY AND SHIT. NO THANKS.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
The blood of thine enemies.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive everyone insane. Does that count?

What is your most disliked bug?
The Volkswagen ones that make people punch you when they see them.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Being ignored, playing dumb, little dogs, not being allowed to listen to music.

What do you dislike in life?
Looking back on the past and other people.