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Sexeh Meme
11 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sure! I have no particular preference. Afternoon or night avoids the morning breath problem.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The near side (left side) generally. My hubby sleeps on the other side, but we switch pretty regularly.
4. Do you masturbate?
I... Don't not masturbate.
5. How often? Lately?
Mmmm, depends on my activity level! Sometimes once a week, sometimes up to ten times in one day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yeah, hah. That was pretty funny.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I prefer baths for relaxation and showers for cleanliness.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both. Yep.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes and yes. I even make a bunch, both live and drawn.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Welll, those aren't polar opposites, really. Aggressive is nice, but passive strikes me as indifferent. I'd like either of these to be 'enthusiastic.' If someone seems indifferent, I'm just not particularly sexually interested, typically.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
A few!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Maybe? Maybe not. I don't know!
13. Would you choose love or money?
LOVE. Goodness, love. It's WAY more valuable, but less fungible.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ohhoh. Kinks, huh? Gosh. Spanking. Bondage. Choking.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure what all this means?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Mmmmm, the woods, I think. Or under the stars. I love being outdoors.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Library office at a school, back seat of a car, mens and womens restrooms in a hotel... Take your pick!
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I have been 'caught,' but never really that I minded or that any party really felt particularly awkward.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
They had a buffet, but it was kinda crappy. It was for a bachelor party!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yep.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Let me ask my husband... He says 'yes, a lot.'
24. What's your sexual preference?
I'm very flexible. 'Queer.' I really kinda focus more on the person rather than the bits.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yep!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Lots, yeah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Mine and others!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I've been in several! I live in the bay area, you practically fall into 'em.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
...Today? No. Yesterday? Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
All kinds!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Holy cow, I don't think I have enough room on the internet for that list, so let's go with the basics:
10 Dildos of various species
5 butt plugs
2 sets of electrical play boxes and such
2 strap ons; one for me, one for one of my lady friends when she gets the inkling
2 'Sheaths'
Plenty of bondage/restraint gear
"Other"
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Ayep. Including some folks I didn't know had them!
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hah!! Wow, I totally hadn't thought about that in a LONG time... Yes!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
You betcha.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Of course!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Either reverse cowboy or sidekick position.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
It's entirely situational. I do quite love getting fucked, though, so anal sex..?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yyyyes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Anyone who is just as shy as I am. You know. Not at all.
Yep.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sure! I have no particular preference. Afternoon or night avoids the morning breath problem.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The near side (left side) generally. My hubby sleeps on the other side, but we switch pretty regularly.
4. Do you masturbate?
I... Don't not masturbate.
5. How often? Lately?
Mmmm, depends on my activity level! Sometimes once a week, sometimes up to ten times in one day.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yeah, hah. That was pretty funny.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I prefer baths for relaxation and showers for cleanliness.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both. Yep.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes and yes. I even make a bunch, both live and drawn.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Welll, those aren't polar opposites, really. Aggressive is nice, but passive strikes me as indifferent. I'd like either of these to be 'enthusiastic.' If someone seems indifferent, I'm just not particularly sexually interested, typically.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
A few!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Maybe? Maybe not. I don't know!
13. Would you choose love or money?
LOVE. Goodness, love. It's WAY more valuable, but less fungible.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ohhoh. Kinks, huh? Gosh. Spanking. Bondage. Choking.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure what all this means?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Mmmmm, the woods, I think. Or under the stars. I love being outdoors.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Library office at a school, back seat of a car, mens and womens restrooms in a hotel... Take your pick!
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I have been 'caught,' but never really that I minded or that any party really felt particularly awkward.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
They had a buffet, but it was kinda crappy. It was for a bachelor party!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yep.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Let me ask my husband... He says 'yes, a lot.'
24. What's your sexual preference?
I'm very flexible. 'Queer.' I really kinda focus more on the person rather than the bits.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yep!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Lots, yeah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Mine and others!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I've been in several! I live in the bay area, you practically fall into 'em.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
...Today? No. Yesterday? Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
All kinds!
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Holy cow, I don't think I have enough room on the internet for that list, so let's go with the basics:
10 Dildos of various species
5 butt plugs
2 sets of electrical play boxes and such
2 strap ons; one for me, one for one of my lady friends when she gets the inkling
2 'Sheaths'
Plenty of bondage/restraint gear
"Other"
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Ayep. Including some folks I didn't know had them!
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hah!! Wow, I totally hadn't thought about that in a LONG time... Yes!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
You betcha.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Of course!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Either reverse cowboy or sidekick position.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
It's entirely situational. I do quite love getting fucked, though, so anal sex..?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yyyyes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Anyone who is just as shy as I am. You know. Not at all.
