Yeah, just like the title says. Enjoy, or not, it's up to you x3


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
If you're not my girlfriend, then fuck off~

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night, so I'd have an excuse to just pass out, hahaha

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
.. what the fuck kind of NSFW kind of question is this!? Left side

4. Do you masturbate?
If you know me, you know the answer

5. How often? Lately?
Lately? Like once every leap year more or less

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Not NSFW again. Showers, I like showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Keyword here is that it was ATTEMPTED

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I once watched porn with my online bestie. We only did that because the woman in the video looked like her teacher... needless to say, we laughed the whole way through~

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone who can aggressively make the bed for me, cause I'm too lazy for that crap x3

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, my girlfriend

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
IRL? Not really

13. Would you choose love or money?
I already have someone's love, so I choose money; that way I could travel around the world with my girl <3

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
lol, no clue, never really got to try anything XD

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not answering this .__.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
wat? Don't think I've ever done things in a romantic place

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
That one attempt in the shower maybe?

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell no!

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Ha! Nope

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, I'm not exactly into men anyway

24. What's your sexual preference?
Asexual, maybe demisexual

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Getting a handjob (and a bit of a bj) counts? You know what, nevermind

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Dafuq? No. Oh wait, the shower thing >.>

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No -.-

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, been there

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Condoms. They thought I'd be too shy to buy something there. I won the bet :D

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Do I look like the kind of guy that'd go waste money on a sex toy? .__.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
... just... just read above, ok? -.-

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Those of you who have my naughty pics... stfu about it <3

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Psh, no XD

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Maybe in my younger days, haha

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Not really?

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ha! No clue either, because like I said before, I've never really got to do much of anything :D

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Read above once again

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Fuck no! Haven't and won't!