my name is gage and i am a total turd muncher, being a silly doggy like myself
i eat poopies.
and sometimes i munch on shoes. stinky shoes.

i could never be as smart as a kitty cat, like a persian named Mirera.

she is the most awesome kitty cat that ever was, fo sho.

dogs are dummies. sometimes i wish i could meow, but i just bark like a silly doggy-... SQUIRREL!!!







but yeah i have dog breath. stinky poopy shoesie dog breath.
and cats rule. they are so awesome. and persians are so fluffy and great.