For those that don't know, there's a wonderfully scary indie horror game called SCP: Containment Breach that you can download for free. It's based off of the SCP Foundation website http://www.scp-wiki.net/ that basically lists hundreds and hundreds of unique items/lifeforms that the 'Foundation' has under control. As the motto goes, 'Secure, Contain, Protect', they hunt down these SCP's, contain them if possible in their facilities, and then monitor/study them. Well okay, it's actually a fun site that people use to write their own fictitious SCP's, but it's fun to imagine. The game is deliciously freaky, and sometimes I like going to the SCP website and checking out some of the more interesting SCP's (About 3000 now on the site) and either whistling at some of the more horrifying ones, or chuckling at the more, um... unintentionally or intentionally hilarious ones. Speaking of hilarious, let's talk about SCP-458, which I just discovered today.

SCP-458 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-458 which appears to be an ordinary pizza box. But after contact with human hands, it instantaneously replicates a perfect copy of that person's favorite pizza, no matter where that pizza came from. Absolutely hilarious, and diabolically evil at the same time. Open the lid, take a slide, close the lid, open it again... brand new pizza. Which of course, creates several interesting conundrums at the SCP Foundation Facility...

Document #458-1a: I would just like to remind all staff that just because we have a pizza box that can constantly create pizzas for you does not mean that you can just sit around and eat pizza all afternoon. If continued abuse of the box continues, coupled with reports of personnel gaining unhealthy amounts of weight, I may be forced to implement a mandatory physical training regimen following lunch hours.

-Dr. del Morrino

So yes, have yourself a slice and check out the website and/or the game. Good stuff all around. :D