Sex meme
11 years ago
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I just thought I'd do this because of reasons.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
If I wasn't mated, maybe a few.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
That's not an easy question. Buuut.. Let's just say that if it rises, so too shall it be struck down. That means I have sex regardless of hour on the clock.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually I lie on my stomach, on the side closest to the edge.
4. Do you masturbate?
1-3 times daily.
5. How often? Lately?
Twice or once a day, been busy with arts.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hahahaha. No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Bath, but our tub has been broken for years.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
We've tried. But water is not a lubricant, and it washes away any that might be there, human made or not.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Sometimes, yes. My mate is a porn artist.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'd prefer a switch, but toying around with a sub is so much fun. Though I am a switch myself, so a little reversal wouldn't hurt.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love many as friends, mostly the ones depicted on my front-page. That little extra love goes to my mate :usericoncyndi:
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Personally? Noo.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I grew up in a well-to-do family. As much as I'd love indefinite amounts of money, I think Love is just a tiny bit more important.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Creampie, lingerie, and female moans. (Yes, they make me excited.)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I've never been unwillingly groped. But a few people have come bit too close regarding my personal lines.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My mate's bedroom. It was really nice.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Never really been much away from the bed in that regard. Beds are comfy.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nearly, but no.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Neh.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Noooooope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I wish.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I'm Bisexual, but I prefer females.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Omg why.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A few attempts.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nay.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Only condoms, back in junior high, for shits and giggles.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeay
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1. A BD dragoness.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A certain someone might have that, myes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I haven't even had sex with enough people for that to happen. Honestly, I don't dip my dick in every hole I come across.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Noooo.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Furry roleplay, yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Honestly, no. I see it as one using another to get themselves off. There is no stimulating sensations on the 'doing' part, unless they service themselves also.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I enjoy both variations of the missionary, and different ways of doing it from behind.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I think the standard 'penis into vagina' is my favourite for the time being.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Pfff, no.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
The president of Mars and the outer colonies.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
If I wasn't mated, maybe a few.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
That's not an easy question. Buuut.. Let's just say that if it rises, so too shall it be struck down. That means I have sex regardless of hour on the clock.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually I lie on my stomach, on the side closest to the edge.
4. Do you masturbate?
1-3 times daily.
5. How often? Lately?
Twice or once a day, been busy with arts.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hahahaha. No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Bath, but our tub has been broken for years.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
We've tried. But water is not a lubricant, and it washes away any that might be there, human made or not.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Sometimes, yes. My mate is a porn artist.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'd prefer a switch, but toying around with a sub is so much fun. Though I am a switch myself, so a little reversal wouldn't hurt.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love many as friends, mostly the ones depicted on my front-page. That little extra love goes to my mate :usericoncyndi:
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Personally? Noo.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I grew up in a well-to-do family. As much as I'd love indefinite amounts of money, I think Love is just a tiny bit more important.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Creampie, lingerie, and female moans. (Yes, they make me excited.)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I've never been unwillingly groped. But a few people have come bit too close regarding my personal lines.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My mate's bedroom. It was really nice.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Never really been much away from the bed in that regard. Beds are comfy.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nearly, but no.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Neh.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Noooooope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I wish.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I'm Bisexual, but I prefer females.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Omg why.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A few attempts.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nay.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Only condoms, back in junior high, for shits and giggles.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeay
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1. A BD dragoness.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A certain someone might have that, myes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I haven't even had sex with enough people for that to happen. Honestly, I don't dip my dick in every hole I come across.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Noooo.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Furry roleplay, yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Honestly, no. I see it as one using another to get themselves off. There is no stimulating sensations on the 'doing' part, unless they service themselves also.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I enjoy both variations of the missionary, and different ways of doing it from behind.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I think the standard 'penis into vagina' is my favourite for the time being.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Pfff, no.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
The president of Mars and the outer colonies.
Cyndi
~cyndi
*bites you*
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